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Greetings to your highness

2
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ministers, why are you so mad?

3
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Queen mother, you first

4
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your highness, dragon fighter lo han
stole all the peaches...

5
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From my peach tree
for the cowherd's cows

6
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not only that, he also conspired
with magpie to arrange...

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The cowherd and spinster maid
rendezvous on the bridge

8
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damn it! They've bred lots of children now

9
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your highness, all along I've handled...

10
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Lovers' relationships
in the mortal world

11
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who would have thought he'd mess it up,

12
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such that the emperor woos a whore,

13
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and a Princess elopes with a beggar

14
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I reprimanded him gently,

15
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he then stole my heavenly dog
and braised it with bamboo shoot

16
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now who might you be?

17
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I'm god no. 2

18
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your highness, my eye
was also blinded by that bastard

19
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this is just a substitute for heavenly dog

20
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law and order must be enforced

21
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this dragon fighter is outrageous

22
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I hope your highness
permits me to beat him up

23
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god of fortune, stay calm

24
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these are small matters.

25
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He stole my book of
destiny and messed it up

26
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there hasn't been a death in 18 years

27
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those undertakers are out of work,

28
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and there's a centuries-old man

29
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your highness, if you can't control him,

30
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I'll bring up this up with the ninth heaven

31
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and make a great fuss

32
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guards, summon dragon fighter to the palace

33
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yes

34
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hey... not so hard

35
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I'm taking a nap, brother

36
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hey... everybody is here

37
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what?

38
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You're not dragon fighter,
you're tiger fighter

39
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it's just the same
dragon and tiger are just the same

40
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tiger fighter

41
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yes, your highness

42
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it doesn't concern you. Why are you here?

43
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I represent dragon fighter
to apologize to you all

44
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you speak so loyally,

45
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are you also a part of this?

46
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Hey! What has it to do with me? I...

47
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Do you think fairies can
get away with everything?

48
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Ai! Aiya...

49
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Tiger fighter, you really are interfering,

50
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yet you're a loyal friend.

51
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I appreciate it

52
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thanks...

53
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Hey, as things stand,

54
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just make an apology and leave

55
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do you think you can leave
just by saying sorry?

56
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Who are you to interrupt our conversation?

57
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God of hearth, each year-end...
You seek advantage in the mortal world,

58
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and speak ill of those
families who gave you less

59
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poke him - poke him

60
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hey! You just did and still hurt,
don't poke again

61
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you, a petty lo han,

62
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poke your nose in everybody's business

63
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outrageous! You better compensate me

64
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for the stolen peaches

65
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queen mother, what's the big deal
to share some to others?

66
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What?

67
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You must get fed up with peaches
on your birthday each year

68
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what?

69
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Why not have a change and
eat banana this year

70
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what?

71
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What?

72
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Tell me frankly if you're still angry

73
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don't have your dog howl for you

74
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don't think just because he has spots

75
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I can sock all the same I'm telling you

76
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who's next?

77
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Who's next?

78
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You will do

79
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you moon match-maker,

80
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you fool humans with several red strings

81
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take for instance the butterfly lovers,

82
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why not tie them together?

83
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Instead you brought them a tragic ending,

84
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what have they done to you to deserve this?

85
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You're old, you should retire...

86
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Before you make a mess
who knows you may make wacky matches...

87
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Say like a man with a man,
a woman with a woman,

88
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or even a man with a pig,
a roach with a cow

89
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worst of all would be a
lotus root with a rock - yes

90
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poke him

91
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king of Hades, are you standing up
for him?

92
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Poke him

93
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your hand...

94
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Why there's a woman in the mortal world
who bore 16 daughters...

95
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And was denied a boy? Why?

96
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Consequently she jumped
into sea to kill herself

97
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even in hell, he accused
her of innocent death,

98
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flung her into a frying pan

99
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and fried her to a crisp

100
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do you think there's justice?

101
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Lung... dragon fighter...

102
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Fainting is no use.

103
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People's fate is predestined

104
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there's nothing wrong about it

105
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so you shouldn't make trouble here

106
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- we're only carrying out orders
- Your highness...

107
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Carrying out orders?

108
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Who dares to say it must be right?

109
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A saying goes, 'there are other heavens'

110
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your highness, if your rules...

111
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Were known by bodhisattva
in the ninth heaven,

112
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she'll think this is the joke of a moron

113
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this is out of line

114
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your highness, fairies,

115
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reckon dragon fighter lo
han is just too rampant

116
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I think, for everybody's advantage,

117
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please allow me to fight him one on one

118
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- haha...
- Shut up! You better shut up

119
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- I want to fight him one on one
- Don't kill him

120
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I'll not show him mercy

121
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I won't let you go

122
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scare me

123
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listen! Even if there's a loophole
in the laws of heaven,

124
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there must be one that convicts you

125
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escort them to the mortal world

126
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and make them a pig and a dog

127
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no transmigration for them in 10 lifetimes

128
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wait

129
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what is it?

130
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Is your word final?

131
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Sure

132
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I say you'll be a roach, let's go together

133
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escort them down

134
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what?

135
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Wait! Don't...

136
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Greetings to goddess

137
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heavenly highness, each one of us
has been a fairy...

138
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For at least ten or thousands of years

139
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worldly affairs to us...

140
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Are distant and trivial

141
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the mess dragon fighter
lo han has caused today

142
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might be an opportunity

143
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why not use it to understand
the mortal world?

144
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To see if humans are
still dumb and ignorant,

145
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or they have progressed?

146
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Goddess of mercy speaks well

147
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what a relief...

148
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Goddess,

149
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this kid offends a superior...

150
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Under the pretext of fighting injustice

151
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stop speaking nonsense, king of Hades

152
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matters will be taken
care of by the goddess

153
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dragon fighter,
what's your purpose of doing this?

154
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I want these fairies
to get off their high horses,

155
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and experience the mortal world

156
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humans only live for a few decades,

157
00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:05,578
and they shouldn't be condemned for
a mistake or two

158
00:09:06,167 --> 00:09:07,623
because, according to my opinion,

159
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regardless of how ignorant
and dumb they are,

160
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how evil and deserving of death,

161
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they are after all... after all...

162
00:09:18,708 --> 00:09:20,824
After what...

163
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Go on

164
00:09:22,125 --> 00:09:24,332
I mean... after all...

165
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Subject to sympathy and love

166
00:09:28,125 --> 00:09:29,706
right, dragon fighter?

167
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Yes, that's it

168
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let's begin with you,
going down to the mortal world

169
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to experience it. Alright?

170
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In fact that's what I intend to do

171
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how are you going to prove it?

172
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We've chosen 3 people

173
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with predestined fates

174
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one will be a beggar for 9 lives

175
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one a prostitute for 9 lives,

176
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and one a villain for 9 lives

177
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dragon fighter,

178
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if you can change their fates,

179
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then you win

180
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since you despise gods, alright,

181
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you'll go as a layman...

182
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And not allow to use magic

183
00:10:00,042 --> 00:10:01,042
no magic?

184
00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:03,457
That's right, dragon fighter

185
00:10:03,667 --> 00:10:05,373
use your sincerity to reform them

186
00:10:05,375 --> 00:10:07,787
okay, I'll not fail you

187
00:10:08,958 --> 00:10:09,958
wait for me

188
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,740
I'll give you 3 days

189
00:10:12,458 --> 00:10:13,538
thanks

190
00:10:13,875 --> 00:10:15,365
but two and a half days will do

191
00:10:19,292 --> 00:10:22,580
you don't have to listen

192
00:10:22,583 --> 00:10:23,993
but if you don't act accordingly,

193
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,241
don't expect to return to heaven

194
00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:28,616
firstly, unless you have
the official permit,

195
00:10:28,625 --> 00:10:30,536
you can't enter heaven

196
00:10:30,750 --> 00:10:33,412
secondly, you can't take
magic powers with you

197
00:10:36,167 --> 00:10:37,657
ah lung... lung

198
00:10:38,458 --> 00:10:39,493
bon voyage

199
00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:40,489
same to you

200
00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:41,489
good brothers

201
00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:42,500
good brothers

202
00:10:42,833 --> 00:10:43,697
what else do you have for me?

203
00:10:43,708 --> 00:10:44,914
You're dead

204
00:10:44,917 --> 00:10:47,078
you can't fight and can't use magic

205
00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:48,573
you're bound to die in the mortal world

206
00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:49,197
thanks

207
00:10:49,208 --> 00:10:50,608
- don't mention it
- Dragon fighter,

208
00:10:50,708 --> 00:10:52,289
you won't die

209
00:10:52,292 --> 00:10:54,203
when you re-incarnated in the mortal world,

210
00:10:54,208 --> 00:10:55,744
a golden body has been left behind

211
00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:57,911
once you find and combine with it,

212
00:10:57,917 --> 00:10:59,828
you can preserve your physical body,

213
00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:01,494
and transmigrate between
the mortal and spiritual worlds

214
00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:04,242
besides, with it you can
return to heaven too

215
00:11:04,708 --> 00:11:05,914
splendid

216
00:11:06,292 --> 00:11:08,533
this journey will be filled with danger

217
00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:10,783
I'll present you with a fan of wishes...

218
00:11:11,375 --> 00:11:13,616
Which can only be used 3 times daily

219
00:11:13,625 --> 00:11:15,957
a crack will arise after each use

220
00:11:15,958 --> 00:11:18,040
after 3 times, you'll have
to wait till the next day

221
00:11:18,042 --> 00:11:20,579
when the cracks vanish

222
00:11:21,042 --> 00:11:22,077
a mere 3 times a day, that's pathetic

223
00:11:22,083 --> 00:11:23,664
it's better than nothing

224
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,332
this fan can't change life and death

225
00:11:26,333 --> 00:11:28,244
nor manipulate freewill

226
00:11:28,250 --> 00:11:30,286
it's just a sleight of hand,

227
00:11:30,292 --> 00:11:33,739
but laymen are often
bewitched by what they see

228
00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:36,207
so it would serve you well

229
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,160
thank you, goddess

230
00:11:38,542 --> 00:11:42,285
be careful and don't go astray

231
00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:44,956
I understand

232
00:11:45,167 --> 00:11:47,249
hey... goddess does care much about you

233
00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:48,643
you'd be in deep shit without this fan

234
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,498
- yes...
- Go down

235
00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:52,907
hey... dragon fighter

236
00:11:53,458 --> 00:11:55,995
hey, you kick him down on purpose

237
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,365
he hasn't got the fan yet

238
00:11:57,708 --> 00:11:59,448
heavenly highness has set the deadline

239
00:11:59,542 --> 00:12:01,703
hey, what's heavenly highness ordered?

240
00:12:01,708 --> 00:12:03,539
Hey, have you no sense of responsibility?

241
00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:06,952
Hey, what are you doing here?

242
00:12:07,042 --> 00:12:07,781
Change of shift

243
00:12:07,792 --> 00:12:09,282
good! Let's go down and
pass the fan to dragon fighter

244
00:12:09,292 --> 00:12:11,829
hey... you don't have approval, and you
have no magical powers in the mortal world

245
00:12:11,833 --> 00:12:13,289
laymen can't see you

246
00:12:13,292 --> 00:12:15,283
that's why I want you to join me

247
00:12:15,292 --> 00:12:16,452
besides heavenly highness,

248
00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:18,540
only you can come and go as you please

249
00:12:18,917 --> 00:12:20,032
no, this is against heavenly rules

250
00:12:20,042 --> 00:12:21,373
forget about the rules.

251
00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:23,536
Just fly once
we'll be back soon. Let's go

252
00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:24,917
I'm not going

253
00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:28,037
you've eaten the heavenly dog cooked
by dragon fighter that day

254
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:32,241
you've 2 bites of the queen
mother's peaches too

255
00:12:33,792 --> 00:12:37,034
that day while the ninth heaven
fairy's maids were taking a bath,

256
00:12:37,042 --> 00:12:38,327
you bastard...

257
00:12:38,833 --> 00:12:39,538
Peeped

258
00:12:39,542 --> 00:12:41,453
hey... stop it! Don't expose it

259
00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:42,618
creep!

260
00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:44,365
You won't yield without threats

261
00:12:44,375 --> 00:12:45,285
come back early

262
00:12:45,292 --> 00:12:46,351
you are sacred, aren't you?

263
00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:48,081
It's not good to let others know

264
00:12:54,917 --> 00:12:57,659
The eighteen lo hans are on both sides

265
00:12:57,667 --> 00:13:00,124
dragon and tiger fighters are on this side

266
00:13:00,625 --> 00:13:02,456
to ask for a son,

267
00:13:02,458 --> 00:13:05,746
you need to pray to goddess of mercy

268
00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:11,324
goddess of mercy,

269
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,745
do bless me with a son

270
00:13:16,167 --> 00:13:19,534
hope goddess'll show her
power, otherwise...

271
00:13:19,542 --> 00:13:22,409
I'll be forty next year

272
00:13:22,417 --> 00:13:24,248
[, li mau cheun, have been honest

273
00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:25,535
as an envoy all these years

274
00:13:25,542 --> 00:13:28,329
with a clear conscience,
we don't need to make demands for it

275
00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:31,291
yes, just because you are honest,

276
00:13:31,292 --> 00:13:34,284
heaven will not destine us
to be without descendants

277
00:13:35,958 --> 00:13:36,958
master

278
00:13:38,292 --> 00:13:39,292
master

279
00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:42,323
the eighteen lo hans are on both sides

280
00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:43,368
dragon and tiger fighters on this side

281
00:13:43,375 --> 00:13:44,160
to ask for a son...

282
00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:46,749
- Master, you said just now
- Goodbye...

283
00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:47,785
We haven't prayed to the gods yet

284
00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:49,202
pray...

285
00:14:07,458 --> 00:14:08,914
Dragon fighter lo han?

286
00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:10,744
Master, we want...

287
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:13,914
I remember. You want a son, right?

288
00:14:15,708 --> 00:14:17,244
No problem

289
00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:20,082
hasn't been a delivery even after
18 months' pregnancy

290
00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:21,698
don't worry, madam

291
00:14:21,708 --> 00:14:23,664
master, madam, look

292
00:14:26,167 --> 00:14:28,249
- where did you pluck it?
- Over there

293
00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:33,620
- master, why?
- Master, madam

294
00:14:34,292 --> 00:14:35,498
whenever a noble is born,

295
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,115
ling tze plant will appear

296
00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:38,240
from the way things look,

297
00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:39,706
our future young master

298
00:14:39,708 --> 00:14:40,868
must be a dignitary

299
00:14:40,917 --> 00:14:42,327
the house is now full of mushrooms

300
00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:43,789
madam, this child...

301
00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:46,864
Tell him yourself, he's coming out

302
00:14:51,917 --> 00:14:53,953
Congratulations, master!
Madam has given birth

303
00:14:53,958 --> 00:14:54,663
a son or a daughter?

304
00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:57,454
- A son! Congratulations, master
- Congratulations, master...

305
00:15:01,542 --> 00:15:03,578
Hey... why have we landed here?

306
00:15:04,792 --> 00:15:05,702
The main street

307
00:15:05,708 --> 00:15:07,915
main street? Damn you

308
00:15:07,917 --> 00:15:10,158
I asked you to take me to
dragon fighter's birthplace

309
00:15:10,167 --> 00:15:11,703
just a few streets further

310
00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:12,993
how could you landed on the wrong place

311
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,706
who asked you to rock so much

312
00:15:14,917 --> 00:15:15,872
where's our son?

313
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:16,830
I don't know either

314
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:19,199
aiya... damn... it's really painful...
Really...

315
00:15:20,042 --> 00:15:22,454
Damn, everyone got diarrhea

316
00:15:22,458 --> 00:15:24,915
after eating at that restaurant

317
00:15:24,917 --> 00:15:26,407
damn it - damn it

318
00:15:26,875 --> 00:15:29,241
could we please use your manure pit?

319
00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:30,330
It's urgent - yes...

320
00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:31,539
We only have two

321
00:15:31,542 --> 00:15:32,281
help yourself

322
00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:34,119
I can't hold on

323
00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:35,786
- so graceless
- They run so swiftly

324
00:15:35,792 --> 00:15:37,157
I can hardly hold on

325
00:15:37,875 --> 00:15:38,955
so this is the right place?

326
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,000
Dragon fighter

327
00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:43,665
brother, I waited for ages, brother

328
00:15:43,792 --> 00:15:44,702
not my fault!

329
00:15:44,708 --> 00:15:46,994
This bastard misled me

330
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,206
never mind, take your fan, here...

331
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,574
- Quick and give them to me
- Hey... lung...

332
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:51,948
What took you ages to buy 2 crickets?

333
00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:54,199
- I hand-picked two that fight best
- Brag

334
00:15:54,208 --> 00:15:56,790
lung... oh god! He can't see me

335
00:15:56,792 --> 00:15:58,123
he is a layman now.

336
00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:58,910
To contact him,

337
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,282
you must re-incarnate and become human

338
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,248
he's now grown; Too late for
re-incarnation I guess

339
00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:03,990
a day in heaven is ten
years in the mortal world

340
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,331
don't worry! I'll blow you up

341
00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:06,497
blow me up?

342
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:07,080
But you'll lose your magic powers

343
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:08,493
after blowing up,

344
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,161
and you'll become a moron
when back to heaven

345
00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:11,407
then it'll be no use contacting him

346
00:16:11,417 --> 00:16:12,782
if I become a moron

347
00:16:12,792 --> 00:16:15,124
when the moon is clouded,

348
00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:16,615
the surveillance in heaven is the weakest,
understand?

349
00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:18,745
You could secretly steal back
your magical powers then

350
00:16:19,292 --> 00:16:20,202
why such a soft voice?

351
00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:21,789
Nobody will hear us

352
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:24,950
big tummy. This one will do

353
00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:25,947
I'll take this one

354
00:16:25,958 --> 00:16:26,958
be nimble

355
00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:32,246
I'm going to re-incarnate

356
00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:33,740
so comfortable. Your turn

357
00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:35,456
coming

358
00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:38,619
hey... don't go away

359
00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:40,573
don't let go even a granny

360
00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:42,994
make my tummy so big

361
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:47,790
it's tough! Hey... your tummy?

362
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:51,956
Shit! I've forgotten the fan

363
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,035
fix it

364
00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,866
coming...

365
00:16:59,958 --> 00:17:02,370
So she's giving birth

366
00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:04,366
let's get prepared and help them

367
00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:10,323
darling, a son or a daughter?

368
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,537
It's a fan - what?

369
00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:14,583
Ah

370
00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:21,369
- What?
- Delivered... I've delivered

371
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,199
you've delivered... come...

372
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:28,288
Put this belly-band on. My son sau yun...

373
00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:31,325
Wore it when he was a child

374
00:17:32,667 --> 00:17:35,625
it would just fit him now

375
00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:38,573
blow you up now

376
00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:41,375
what?

377
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:44,500
One more time - what

378
00:17:44,917 --> 00:17:45,917
what?

379
00:17:48,917 --> 00:17:51,283
Done

380
00:17:54,458 --> 00:17:58,781
demon, run quickly...

381
00:18:01,542 --> 00:18:03,658
Is this some demon or what?

382
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:05,282
Nonsense! He's just playing magic tricks

383
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,612
do you know how to perform magic?

384
00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:08,851
Master, how about report
it to the magistracy?

385
00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:10,115
What for? I'm a magistrate

386
00:18:10,125 --> 00:18:12,707
let him stay. Look how cute he is

387
00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:15,575
he should be a nice baby to take care of

388
00:18:15,583 --> 00:18:18,416
they may return to take
the kid back some day

389
00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:19,667
kid?

390
00:18:21,792 --> 00:18:25,034
Beat...

391
00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:27,074
Who are you? Speak up

392
00:18:27,292 --> 00:18:29,499
you must know some magic
c'mon, teach me

393
00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:32,456
- milk...
- Stop playing dumb

394
00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:37,411
go and get milk from that lady.

395
00:18:37,792 --> 00:18:38,827
Go over

396
00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:46,207
let's see how long you can pretend

397
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:51,331
milk... no... no milk

398
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:54,220
he's really a retarded. He's not pretending

399
00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:56,223
you two conspired to make fun of my wife?

400
00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:57,368
Satisfied yet?

401
00:18:57,917 --> 00:18:59,123
Go to hell

402
00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:02,449
go on, run - brother...

403
00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:03,458
Chop you up

404
00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:07,700
master, your pay might not be adequate
to sustain him

405
00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:10,119
I'll need to get a part-time job

406
00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:12,207
there's an orphanage near our home

407
00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:13,948
I, li mau cheun, won't do such thing

408
00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:16,782
he's much wiser now,

409
00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:17,952
though a big eater

410
00:19:17,958 --> 00:19:19,448
I've also taught him a lot

411
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:21,198
he'll soon be able to support himself

412
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:22,333
look

413
00:19:22,542 --> 00:19:23,497
greet me

414
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:24,535
abalone

415
00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:27,161
abalone comes in pieces. Call me brother

416
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:28,792
greet her

417
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,035
little brother

418
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,115
nonsense! Brother comes in strips

419
00:19:33,125 --> 00:19:33,784
try again

420
00:19:33,792 --> 00:19:35,953
he's too small to remember

421
00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:37,330
bakbak

422
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,491
now he said it right

423
00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:42,164
clean white white

424
00:19:45,292 --> 00:19:48,034
it's affinity. Let's just do our best

425
00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:51,595
just play with him for a little while
I need to revise some documents

426
00:19:51,917 --> 00:19:53,999
I must rush my embroidery as well

427
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:10,573
Tiger fighter lo han transfigures

428
00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:14,951
ah lung... where're you?

429
00:20:14,958 --> 00:20:16,914
Brother, we're running out of time

430
00:20:16,917 --> 00:20:19,158
listen, you're a fairy

431
00:20:19,167 --> 00:20:20,156
you don't know...

432
00:20:20,167 --> 00:20:21,327
Because your head's cover is not
yet opened

433
00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:23,995
remember, hold out your
head when it thunders

434
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,536
let the thunder split up the cover,

435
00:20:25,542 --> 00:20:27,032
then you'll revive your memory

436
00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:29,577
who's making all that noise there?

437
00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:31,198
Can't even pee in all that chaos

438
00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:38,117
count the bugs

439
00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:39,160
the bugs fly

440
00:20:39,167 --> 00:20:40,247
hurray...

441
00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:41,911
So noisy? Must have wet your pants,
let me see

442
00:20:41,917 --> 00:20:43,407
fan...

443
00:20:44,125 --> 00:20:46,205
- Keep toying with that lousy fan, really...
- Fan...

444
00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:50,871
He's hopeless, poor thing

445
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:54,700
fan...

446
00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:00,118
Not this one

447
00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:02,119
doctor, please see

448
00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:03,405
- if he can be treated?
- Milk...

449
00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:04,705
No - milk...

450
00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:05,288
I see,

451
00:21:05,292 --> 00:21:07,078
just asking, thanks - milk...

452
00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:08,330
Master

453
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:09,322
wong dai fu's having trouble at home,

454
00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:10,368
they're moving him over here

455
00:21:10,375 --> 00:21:11,581
really? Go quickly then

456
00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:13,373
- doctor, also...
- Milk...

457
00:21:14,167 --> 00:21:16,203
You bitch! Don't point at me

458
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,197
holy cow!

459
00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:18,664
- Streaking in the street
- So what?

460
00:21:18,667 --> 00:21:19,406
Never seen before?

461
00:21:19,417 --> 00:21:20,873
Move the whole bed out

462
00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:22,490
a stroke

463
00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:24,248
- see when it'll be your turn
- What?

464
00:21:24,292 --> 00:21:26,908
- Yes, I cursed you. Crazy
- Just say so

465
00:21:27,125 --> 00:21:27,910
so what

466
00:21:27,917 --> 00:21:30,249
have you no shame, bitch?

467
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:32,536
Doing such an immoral
thing in broad daylight

468
00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:33,622
how shameful

469
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,492
hey, will get double pay in daylight,
don't you know?

470
00:21:36,583 --> 00:21:38,995
Crazy! Consider yourselves lucky

471
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,581
to watch this for free

472
00:21:42,208 --> 00:21:45,621
hey, why are we stopping?
Hey, I'm in a hurry

473
00:21:45,917 --> 00:21:47,123
luckily it wasn't me,

474
00:21:47,125 --> 00:21:49,207
- or I'll suffer
- That guy is so unlucky

475
00:21:49,333 --> 00:21:51,745
do you like it? Come and have a look

476
00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:54,415
who did it?

477
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:55,580
I did

478
00:21:56,042 --> 00:21:58,124
lady, be a bit more decent

479
00:21:58,125 --> 00:21:59,331
I don't have decent

480
00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:00,573
I only have a navel.

481
00:22:00,583 --> 00:22:02,448
Come and visit us at yi heung brothel

482
00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:04,456
shameless, you'll be struck by thunder

483
00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:07,116
hey guys, come and visit me
when you have time

484
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:08,285
what I just said came true! A real thunder

485
00:22:08,292 --> 00:22:09,407
heaven has eyes. Strike her

486
00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:15,748
missed by a mile. Over there

487
00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:17,081
aim better. Try again

488
00:22:24,833 --> 00:22:27,620
- Are you ok...
- Alright...

489
00:22:27,667 --> 00:22:28,372
Are you alright...

490
00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:32,698
Dragon fighter has re-incarnated
in the mortal world to save people

491
00:22:33,792 --> 00:22:36,033
milk...

492
00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:37,500
Tiger fighter

493
00:22:37,833 --> 00:22:39,039
- milk
- Take her to dip in a pig cage

494
00:22:39,042 --> 00:22:40,442
you became this just for helping me

495
00:22:40,792 --> 00:22:41,872
you're such a loyal friend

496
00:22:41,958 --> 00:22:43,198
black

497
00:22:45,208 --> 00:22:47,324
- don't...
- Streaking in the street

498
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,072
- a prostitute for 9 lives?
- Scum! Really cheap

499
00:22:52,083 --> 00:22:54,324
- take her to dip in a pig cage
- Don't

500
00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:57,746
you're all women, why
fight against each other?

501
00:22:58,083 --> 00:22:59,619
She's a whore

502
00:23:00,083 --> 00:23:01,414
a whore...

503
00:23:01,417 --> 00:23:02,873
Could be patriotic

504
00:23:04,625 --> 00:23:05,990
right

505
00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:11,865
thanks

506
00:23:14,292 --> 00:23:16,032
I'll come back to you very soon

507
00:23:17,167 --> 00:23:18,657
hey, what's your name?

508
00:23:18,667 --> 00:23:20,828
A name is just a label
so makes no difference

509
00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:21,572
up to you

510
00:23:21,583 --> 00:23:22,993
big brother

511
00:23:24,583 --> 00:23:26,574
she's calling you. Let's go

512
00:23:26,625 --> 00:23:27,489
milk

513
00:23:27,583 --> 00:23:28,493
get going

514
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:29,034
milk

515
00:23:29,042 --> 00:23:30,498
go now - milk

516
00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:36,207
milk...

517
00:24:01,250 --> 00:24:02,615
It's here

518
00:24:13,458 --> 00:24:15,323
Brother, I waited for you for a long time

519
00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:16,288
who are you, sir?

520
00:24:16,292 --> 00:24:17,407
God of earth

521
00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:20,745
I don't blame you. Your yun San
has not returned

522
00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:24,288
don't be frightened! You'll be fine
once you get back your golden body

523
00:24:24,292 --> 00:24:26,248
also, your golden body...

524
00:24:26,250 --> 00:24:28,957
Is sought by both bureaucracy
and the underworld

525
00:24:28,958 --> 00:24:31,324
the most people came last month

526
00:24:31,750 --> 00:24:33,365
are you god of earth or local mob?

527
00:24:39,792 --> 00:24:41,202
The golden body is here

528
00:24:50,792 --> 00:24:52,407
Totally understand! The golden body is me
and I am the golden body

529
00:24:52,417 --> 00:24:54,408
no point telling me, tell them instead

530
00:24:54,417 --> 00:24:55,417
yes

531
00:24:55,708 --> 00:24:57,369
your heads have been exchanged

532
00:24:57,500 --> 00:24:58,580
really?

533
00:24:58,792 --> 00:25:00,077
Change back first

534
00:25:04,833 --> 00:25:05,788
what is it?

535
00:25:05,792 --> 00:25:06,792
A wooden fish

536
00:25:06,833 --> 00:25:07,833
fish

537
00:25:11,750 --> 00:25:12,785
is this possible?

538
00:25:13,458 --> 00:25:15,039
Please spare some time and listen to me

539
00:25:15,042 --> 00:25:15,701
I don't know you

540
00:25:15,708 --> 00:25:16,367
thirteenth life cycles ago,

541
00:25:16,375 --> 00:25:17,740
I was a monk in this temple

542
00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:19,832
then by the eighth life cycles,
I became an Abbot

543
00:25:19,833 --> 00:25:22,495
I was the golden body right there
the sing ging Abbot before passed away

544
00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:24,661
I then ascended heaven and became a fairy
follow me

545
00:25:24,667 --> 00:25:25,577
guess what happened afterwards?

546
00:25:25,583 --> 00:25:27,790
The fairy became dragon fighter lo han

547
00:25:27,792 --> 00:25:28,577
that's me

548
00:25:28,583 --> 00:25:29,242
follow me

549
00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:30,786
I came down on a mission

550
00:25:30,792 --> 00:25:32,373
as regards what the mission is,
you need not know

551
00:25:32,375 --> 00:25:34,411
you are at best a common person

552
00:25:34,417 --> 00:25:35,907
however, considering the
length of your service,

553
00:25:35,917 --> 00:25:37,873
you've accumulated some worthiness
so I'll give you some face...

554
00:25:37,875 --> 00:25:40,992
And address you as master
in front of your pupils

555
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:41,864
should give you due respect

556
00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:43,155
go get me some clothes to change

557
00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:44,664
master, he is mad

558
00:25:44,667 --> 00:25:45,747
so am I

559
00:25:45,750 --> 00:25:47,115
I admire him on sight.

560
00:25:47,125 --> 00:25:48,706
Bring me the clothes - yes

561
00:25:51,833 --> 00:25:52,833
you're lovely

562
00:25:55,667 --> 00:25:57,749
you've eaten all of it so quickly?

563
00:25:57,750 --> 00:25:59,411
There's a bigger one outside

564
00:26:01,583 --> 00:26:04,199
this is made of steel and can't be eaten

565
00:26:04,250 --> 00:26:05,911
eat the drum behind

566
00:26:06,167 --> 00:26:08,032
I beg you not to bite, please

567
00:26:08,792 --> 00:26:09,792
master

568
00:26:10,542 --> 00:26:11,657
give me a priest name as in the
normal procedure

569
00:26:11,667 --> 00:26:13,203
you are so mad, I'll call you mad monk

570
00:26:13,708 --> 00:26:14,708
very good

571
00:26:16,125 --> 00:26:21,495
help! Don't chase me...

572
00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:22,740
A beggar for 9 lives?

573
00:26:23,375 --> 00:26:25,912
Don't

574
00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:30,081
horrible! Really horrible

575
00:26:30,083 --> 00:26:31,869
what? Yun ba tin

576
00:26:31,958 --> 00:26:33,323
hide quickly

577
00:26:35,625 --> 00:26:37,456
hey, yun is here!

578
00:26:37,667 --> 00:26:39,407
Hide in my home, quick

579
00:26:39,583 --> 00:26:40,663
hey, god of earth

580
00:26:44,667 --> 00:26:45,873
a villain of 9 lives?

581
00:26:46,792 --> 00:26:47,872
Save my time

582
00:26:51,750 --> 00:26:52,750
help

583
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:55,456
I told you not to let me see you

584
00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:59,163
a mere sight of you makes me so mad

585
00:26:59,250 --> 00:27:01,457
I don't want you to see me either.
Keep away

586
00:27:01,458 --> 00:27:03,449
I wanted to avoid you, but couldn't

587
00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:05,448
you can hit my head,

588
00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:07,244
not the back

589
00:27:15,458 --> 00:27:16,948
Run? I'll burn down the temple,

590
00:27:16,958 --> 00:27:17,993
see if you can get away

591
00:27:18,083 --> 00:27:19,414
I'll burn you stinky monk too

592
00:27:23,958 --> 00:27:26,665
I want to burn you, how dare you
blow out my fire?

593
00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:48,705
You...

594
00:27:53,583 --> 00:27:54,618
Does it hurt?

595
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,286
Now you know the agony of being bullied

596
00:27:57,792 --> 00:28:00,124
lay down the sword and be a Buddha

597
00:28:00,542 --> 00:28:02,498
don't be mad! Give you a kiss

598
00:28:03,250 --> 00:28:05,866
take my advice and be a new person

599
00:28:05,917 --> 00:28:06,952
good boy

600
00:28:11,417 --> 00:28:15,330
impossible...

601
00:28:19,792 --> 00:28:21,123
Think over indoors.

602
00:28:21,125 --> 00:28:22,456
I'll come to you soon

603
00:28:26,083 --> 00:28:27,763
don't be a beggar anymore. Go home with me

604
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,581
what a horrible monster

605
00:28:30,833 --> 00:28:31,868
what are you afraid of?

606
00:28:31,875 --> 00:28:33,160
No, I'm not going

607
00:28:33,333 --> 00:28:34,448
get going

608
00:28:40,542 --> 00:28:47,163
Brother. Milk... brother. Milk.

609
00:28:47,375 --> 00:28:50,037
- Son, what happened to you?
- Bakbak

610
00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:52,161
I changed my hairstyle. Not bad, right?

611
00:28:52,583 --> 00:28:54,323
What happened to the house?

612
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,492
Sau yun, why mess with a character
like yun ba tin?

613
00:29:01,500 --> 00:29:02,500
Bakbak

614
00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:03,534
clean white white

615
00:29:03,542 --> 00:29:05,908
li sau yun, I vow to kill your whole family

616
00:29:05,917 --> 00:29:07,123
signed by yun ba tin

617
00:29:07,125 --> 00:29:09,491
master..., they killed all the poultries,

618
00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:11,036
even rats and roaches

619
00:29:11,042 --> 00:29:13,203
also include a pregnant roach, so cruel

620
00:29:13,208 --> 00:29:15,039
luckily you went to the temple
with master and madam

621
00:29:15,042 --> 00:29:17,158
found out my background so soon. Great!

622
00:29:17,167 --> 00:29:18,828
Unfortunately I'm not li sau yun anymore

623
00:29:19,083 --> 00:29:21,244
his calligraphy is good,
couldn't tell from appearance

624
00:29:21,542 --> 00:29:23,533
he even put down the date,

625
00:29:23,542 --> 00:29:25,624
such an organized person

626
00:29:25,625 --> 00:29:27,661
son, look at the mess here,

627
00:29:27,667 --> 00:29:29,427
yet you're still concerned
with such matters

628
00:29:30,958 --> 00:29:34,405
master...

629
00:29:34,875 --> 00:29:36,786
Your dad won't make it

630
00:29:38,208 --> 00:29:41,780
natural death is his good fortune.
Let me see,

631
00:29:42,250 --> 00:29:44,912
he'll be an emperor in his next life.
Good for him

632
00:29:45,083 --> 00:29:47,665
sau yun..., are you crazy?

633
00:29:47,667 --> 00:29:50,079
Bingo, my new name is mad monk

634
00:29:51,833 --> 00:29:57,248
heaven, what has our family done wrong?

635
00:29:57,250 --> 00:29:59,366
Yes, if you've done nothing wrong,

636
00:29:59,375 --> 00:30:01,366
you should die with him

637
00:30:03,542 --> 00:30:05,498
madam...

638
00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:07,536
Give her some musk to smell, hurry

639
00:30:07,542 --> 00:30:08,281
don't move

640
00:30:08,375 --> 00:30:10,115
master and madam are fine,
you shouldn't fiddle

641
00:30:10,125 --> 00:30:11,661
they're destined to become butterfly lover,

642
00:30:11,667 --> 00:30:12,787
and they always die together

643
00:30:13,208 --> 00:30:14,869
they'll continue their
romance in the next life

644
00:30:14,875 --> 00:30:17,366
how admirable

645
00:30:17,375 --> 00:30:19,491
young master, what should we do then?

646
00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:21,536
It's an auspicious affair,
get a chicken to celebrate

647
00:30:21,542 --> 00:30:23,624
and you, get an undertaker
to give them a lift

648
00:30:23,958 --> 00:30:25,914
go... hurry...

649
00:30:25,917 --> 00:30:26,952
Let's go quickly

650
00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:30,366
you can't go yet - what?

651
00:30:30,625 --> 00:30:32,240
But you can sleep for a while

652
00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:35,583
aiya...

653
00:30:36,667 --> 00:30:40,489
Fan...

654
00:30:47,917 --> 00:30:50,909
Good duckling... you two've lots of kids,

655
00:30:50,917 --> 00:30:52,532
why not give me one to fill my stomach

656
00:30:52,542 --> 00:30:54,533
if you don't shake your head
when I count to 3,

657
00:30:54,542 --> 00:30:55,031
that means you consent

658
00:30:55,042 --> 00:30:56,042
1, 2, 3

659
00:30:57,125 --> 00:30:58,535
aiya - outrageous

660
00:30:59,042 --> 00:30:59,952
you again?

661
00:30:59,958 --> 00:31:00,947
Sunk deep to a duck thief?

662
00:31:00,958 --> 00:31:03,574
You keep away! Keep away...

663
00:31:04,083 --> 00:31:05,198
I got the couple's consent

664
00:31:05,208 --> 00:31:06,288
did you ask?

665
00:31:06,708 --> 00:31:07,823
Did he ask you?

666
00:31:07,833 --> 00:31:08,993
No...

667
00:31:09,458 --> 00:31:11,369
What? Duck can speak too?

668
00:31:11,375 --> 00:31:12,660
What more do you have to say?

669
00:31:13,083 --> 00:31:15,540
Stop pulling me...

670
00:31:15,542 --> 00:31:17,942
His mother must've seduced a parrot
that's why he could speak

671
00:31:18,083 --> 00:31:19,869
his mother has seduced a parrot?

672
00:31:19,875 --> 00:31:21,740
That's totally up to his mother

673
00:31:21,750 --> 00:31:24,287
who asked you to meddle in it? I tell you,

674
00:31:24,292 --> 00:31:27,364
we must've self-respect as a human

675
00:31:27,917 --> 00:31:30,875
if you want to eat them,
you must get their consent first

676
00:31:31,083 --> 00:31:32,493
who would consent to being eaten?

677
00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:33,500
Damn

678
00:31:33,708 --> 00:31:36,700
I want to eat you now
whoever is willing can come with me

679
00:31:49,625 --> 00:31:53,618
So great

680
00:31:54,375 --> 00:31:55,865
worth to greet me as master?

681
00:31:56,792 --> 00:32:00,990
Master, what can I do for you?
Just let me know

682
00:32:01,083 --> 00:32:02,664
it's late, you should sleep

683
00:32:02,875 --> 00:32:07,949
master, I am like a pig.
I only sleep in daylight

684
00:32:11,292 --> 00:32:13,123
dai jung, your dad is here for you

685
00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:16,413
you mom finds you.
My dad died a long time ago

686
00:32:16,625 --> 00:32:17,625
have a look

687
00:32:20,958 --> 00:32:24,450
dad, how are you?

688
00:32:24,750 --> 00:32:26,866
Won't you listen to dad?

689
00:32:26,958 --> 00:32:27,868
Yes

690
00:32:27,958 --> 00:32:30,415
then I advise you in dad's name,

691
00:32:30,417 --> 00:32:32,282
never go begging again with your bowl

692
00:32:32,292 --> 00:32:34,203
dad, I've long yearned for this

693
00:32:34,208 --> 00:32:36,369
I want to get a bigger bowl to beg

694
00:32:37,375 --> 00:32:39,286
outrageous

695
00:32:39,750 --> 00:32:41,490
just now my dad came to see me

696
00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:44,162
enough, go in and take a rest

697
00:32:45,167 --> 00:32:46,452
may throw out by the waiter

698
00:32:48,583 --> 00:32:49,868
lots of gold

699
00:32:50,083 --> 00:32:51,083
carry them

700
00:32:52,833 --> 00:32:54,448
then you won't be thrown out

701
00:32:56,583 --> 00:32:58,289
sir, this way please

702
00:32:58,333 --> 00:33:00,324
get out, you stinking monk

703
00:33:00,333 --> 00:33:02,870
sir, this way please

704
00:33:04,042 --> 00:33:06,124
have a seat. I'll get some nice tea for you

705
00:33:07,125 --> 00:33:09,537
what would you like to eat? Tell them

706
00:33:09,833 --> 00:33:10,788
I want chicken butts

707
00:33:10,792 --> 00:33:12,032
damn your ass!

708
00:33:12,042 --> 00:33:13,202
You have money now,

709
00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:14,664
you should order sharks' fins
to rinse your mouth

710
00:33:14,667 --> 00:33:15,782
yes, right

711
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:16,614
order then

712
00:33:16,625 --> 00:33:18,707
hey, I dare not. You order for me

713
00:33:18,708 --> 00:33:20,323
you lack confidence even in this,

714
00:33:20,333 --> 00:33:21,743
how are you going to be successful?

715
00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:23,198
Summon your courage

716
00:33:23,458 --> 00:33:24,789
give me 2 days to consider

717
00:33:24,792 --> 00:33:26,532
making fun of me? Speak

718
00:33:27,542 --> 00:33:28,577
I want...

719
00:33:28,583 --> 00:33:31,074
Louder, I want everyone to hear it

720
00:33:31,083 --> 00:33:32,163
give me a bowl of butts...

721
00:33:32,167 --> 00:33:34,032
Not butts, sharks' fins

722
00:33:35,250 --> 00:33:36,706
don't force me...

723
00:33:38,375 --> 00:33:41,572
Don't be silly! Why would I do that?

724
00:33:41,583 --> 00:33:43,263
Just say it and everything will be alright

725
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,365
do as I say

726
00:33:46,250 --> 00:33:47,956
but I really want to eat chicken butts

727
00:33:47,958 --> 00:33:49,744
damn it! Fought back!

728
00:33:49,750 --> 00:33:50,830
I insist you to say...

729
00:33:50,833 --> 00:33:53,495
Give me a bowl of sharks' fins
to rinse my mouth. Say it

730
00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:57,698
give me a bowl of sharks' fins
to rinse my mouth...

731
00:33:57,833 --> 00:33:58,948
You bastard

732
00:34:01,833 --> 00:34:04,074
yummy - outrageous

733
00:34:04,875 --> 00:34:07,412
dai jung, I won't talk any more nonsense

734
00:34:08,542 --> 00:34:09,542
look

735
00:34:10,417 --> 00:34:13,204
this is my real self, dragon fighter lo han

736
00:34:13,208 --> 00:34:15,073
ghost

737
00:34:15,083 --> 00:34:17,119
stop screaming! A ghost is not like this

738
00:34:17,792 --> 00:34:20,499
it's like this

739
00:34:22,542 --> 00:34:24,658
have you really passed out?

740
00:34:25,208 --> 00:34:27,494
Who's hitting my mouth?

741
00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:28,910
Disguised yourself in white top,

742
00:34:28,917 --> 00:34:30,498
and hanged two sausages on your mouth

743
00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:31,615
just to scare a beggar?

744
00:34:31,625 --> 00:34:33,035
You're a beast!

745
00:34:33,042 --> 00:34:35,124
Go to hell...

746
00:34:35,125 --> 00:34:36,456
Stop it - don't stop me

747
00:34:36,458 --> 00:34:37,288
let's go

748
00:34:37,292 --> 00:34:38,407
- go to hell
- Don't be impetuous

749
00:34:38,417 --> 00:34:39,327
let's go - don't be mad

750
00:34:39,333 --> 00:34:41,494
- for such nuts, you've to beat him to dead
- Let's go

751
00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:43,220
people nowadays aren't frightened of ghosts

752
00:34:43,958 --> 00:34:44,958
dai jung

753
00:34:46,542 --> 00:34:47,372
don't you understand now?

754
00:34:47,375 --> 00:34:48,455
Are you really a fairy?

755
00:34:48,458 --> 00:34:49,493
100%

756
00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:51,081
if you have any wishes, just let me know,

757
00:34:51,083 --> 00:34:52,493
I can fulfill for you. Tell me

758
00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:53,740
I want you to take me to heaven

759
00:34:53,750 --> 00:34:54,785
what a fantastic wish

760
00:34:54,792 --> 00:34:56,373
I don't want to beg over here...

761
00:34:56,375 --> 00:34:57,410
Any more

762
00:34:57,417 --> 00:35:00,204
at last I see you have pride

763
00:35:00,208 --> 00:35:00,822
I want to be...

764
00:35:00,833 --> 00:35:02,573
A god of beggar

765
00:35:02,583 --> 00:35:04,699
outrageous...

766
00:35:07,292 --> 00:35:08,828
There'll be morning orisons tomorrow,

767
00:35:08,875 --> 00:35:10,365
let's rest early

768
00:35:10,375 --> 00:35:11,851
master, what to do with the beggar outside?

769
00:35:11,875 --> 00:35:14,867
Buddha is merciful and the temple is
to serve people

770
00:35:14,875 --> 00:35:16,706
let him stay outside for one night

771
00:35:16,708 --> 00:35:23,113
milk...

772
00:35:23,125 --> 00:35:24,615
Hurry! Take them all inside

773
00:35:24,625 --> 00:35:25,660
hey, you get the stuff

774
00:35:26,042 --> 00:35:30,832
milk... fish... ya... fish...

775
00:35:30,833 --> 00:35:31,948
Walk faster

776
00:35:32,250 --> 00:35:36,038
brother... milk...

777
00:35:36,042 --> 00:35:38,749
Bad boy, bearing a piece of bbq pork
is better than having you

778
00:35:39,333 --> 00:35:40,333
bbq pork?

779
00:35:45,083 --> 00:35:46,083
No...

780
00:35:46,667 --> 00:35:47,406
Bbq pork...

781
00:35:47,417 --> 00:35:49,032
I'm stunk! Don't eat me

782
00:35:54,542 --> 00:35:58,490
Tiger fighter lo han transfigures

783
00:36:01,583 --> 00:36:02,583
insulting me?

784
00:36:03,792 --> 00:36:05,282
You scared the piss out of me

785
00:36:08,458 --> 00:36:10,699
unicorn, why look so miserable?

786
00:36:11,292 --> 00:36:13,408
I dressed up to hide my identity,

787
00:36:13,417 --> 00:36:14,873
so I can come down to inform you

788
00:36:14,875 --> 00:36:15,785
what's up?

789
00:36:15,792 --> 00:36:18,158
Heaven knew you've come down to
the mortal world,

790
00:36:18,167 --> 00:36:20,954
so they sent down god of plague
to spread disease everywhere

791
00:36:20,958 --> 00:36:22,448
you'll bear the consequence of

792
00:36:22,458 --> 00:36:24,323
the casualties caused

793
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,491
for the evil done, by that time,

794
00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:29,661
you may be demoted 3 grades

795
00:36:29,667 --> 00:36:31,203
wake up again, tiger fighter

796
00:36:31,208 --> 00:36:33,369
dragon fighter, this is not my fault

797
00:36:33,375 --> 00:36:34,160
though it might not be,

798
00:36:34,167 --> 00:36:36,032
you know how it's like
with the fools up there

799
00:36:36,042 --> 00:36:37,532
it matters little if one is downgraded,

800
00:36:37,542 --> 00:36:39,373
but to harm so many lives,

801
00:36:39,375 --> 00:36:40,285
it's really a big trouble

802
00:36:40,292 --> 00:36:41,292
that's right...

803
00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:42,789
What rule is that?

804
00:36:42,792 --> 00:36:44,783
Tell me, who ordered to spread the plague?

805
00:36:44,792 --> 00:36:45,656
A high directive

806
00:36:45,667 --> 00:36:46,702
damn it

807
00:36:46,917 --> 00:36:48,453
hey, which department?

808
00:36:49,458 --> 00:36:50,493
Tell us,

809
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:52,036
we promise not to accuse you

810
00:36:52,042 --> 00:36:53,327
the recreation department

811
00:36:53,333 --> 00:36:56,120
what? They are responsible
for travels though

812
00:36:56,125 --> 00:36:58,616
they are linked to the accounts department

813
00:36:58,625 --> 00:37:00,456
the accounts department
pays salaries only - yes

814
00:37:00,458 --> 00:37:01,573
that's right

815
00:37:01,625 --> 00:37:03,786
the trouble is accounts and

816
00:37:03,792 --> 00:37:05,282
advertising department are brothers,

817
00:37:05,333 --> 00:37:07,039
then publicity department...

818
00:37:07,042 --> 00:37:08,157
Ignore him
and welfare department...

819
00:37:08,167 --> 00:37:08,781
Hey, ah lung,

820
00:37:08,792 --> 00:37:09,781
- I'm going up now
- Have to show respect to each other

821
00:37:09,792 --> 00:37:10,827
- take care
- Also publishing department...

822
00:37:10,833 --> 00:37:11,868
Claimed that we're brothers...

823
00:37:11,875 --> 00:37:13,661
Apologize to see if there's any remedy

824
00:37:13,875 --> 00:37:16,161
- be careful
- Health department... they...

825
00:37:16,167 --> 00:37:17,782
Let's go! Genital
in short they screw up together...

826
00:37:17,792 --> 00:37:19,828
This is most disastrous... do you agree?

827
00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:29,994
Over a hundred died in one night

828
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,360
an evil spirit must be behind this

829
00:37:36,458 --> 00:37:37,163
Damn beggar,

830
00:37:37,167 --> 00:37:39,249
why not die yet for having
so many sores

831
00:37:42,250 --> 00:37:43,330
wow - what?

832
00:37:43,375 --> 00:37:44,911
Yours is worse

833
00:37:44,917 --> 00:37:45,906
shit...

834
00:37:45,917 --> 00:37:47,373
Sores... I've sores...

835
00:37:47,375 --> 00:37:50,447
I've big sores... I'm finished...

836
00:37:50,625 --> 00:37:53,492
Don't worry, more sores
still won't kill you

837
00:37:55,042 --> 00:37:56,122
dragon fighter...

838
00:37:56,667 --> 00:37:58,623
The supreme of monkey king is here

839
00:38:00,042 --> 00:38:01,373
I know there's a plague here,

840
00:38:01,792 --> 00:38:04,829
so I negotiated with heavenly emperor

841
00:38:05,292 --> 00:38:07,328
he told you to raise 1000 taels.

842
00:38:07,708 --> 00:38:09,915
I'll perform a ceremony...

843
00:38:10,458 --> 00:38:13,120
To avert the disaster

844
00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:16,073
doing this ceremony

845
00:38:16,083 --> 00:38:18,369
may shorten 10 years of my life

846
00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:20,832
spreading misleading fallacies,
you're disturbing my sleep

847
00:38:21,958 --> 00:38:22,538
why you...

848
00:38:22,542 --> 00:38:26,034
What... I do this for saving people's lives

849
00:38:26,042 --> 00:38:29,205
I don't mind even if my life is
shortened for ten years

850
00:38:29,958 --> 00:38:31,164
still talking?

851
00:38:31,167 --> 00:38:32,623
It's a big sacrifice, you know?

852
00:38:32,625 --> 00:38:33,831
How big is the sacrifice?

853
00:38:33,833 --> 00:38:34,993
There's one more mole...

854
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,456
Yes... yes what?

855
00:38:37,208 --> 00:38:39,699
Again! Let me stick your ass to your mouth

856
00:38:40,833 --> 00:38:42,824
- three times a day,
- There's one way

857
00:38:42,833 --> 00:38:43,913
lucky you - to save your life,

858
00:38:43,917 --> 00:38:45,703
get someone to sacrifice to gods

859
00:38:45,708 --> 00:38:47,573
who...

860
00:38:47,583 --> 00:38:49,369
One to whom life means nothing

861
00:38:49,792 --> 00:38:51,578
where to find...

862
00:38:51,583 --> 00:38:53,039
You can find many at yi heung brothel

863
00:38:53,042 --> 00:38:53,656
yes...

864
00:38:53,667 --> 00:38:57,455
Let's go...

865
00:38:58,917 --> 00:38:59,952
Boss

866
00:39:02,917 --> 00:39:04,828
- those lousy men come so early?
- Yes...

867
00:39:06,167 --> 00:39:09,705
- What if they won't agree?
- Goin...

868
00:39:09,708 --> 00:39:12,370
This concerns the safety of the whole city,
they have no choice

869
00:39:12,542 --> 00:39:14,874
let's go in together. Chief, you go first

870
00:39:19,917 --> 00:39:22,283
- What happened?
- Go...

871
00:39:22,292 --> 00:39:25,580
Freeze! What's the matter?

872
00:39:28,250 --> 00:39:30,286
Master tin, you know, the plague
has killed a lot of people

873
00:39:30,292 --> 00:39:31,452
what has it to do with my yi heung brothel?

874
00:39:31,458 --> 00:39:34,165
They want to get some girls as sacrifice

875
00:39:34,167 --> 00:39:35,532
why don't you send your mother?

876
00:39:35,542 --> 00:39:38,158
That's right
you told me you hated your wife last night

877
00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:39,282
why don't you send her?

878
00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:41,115
Master tin, I know it's
a hard decision for you

879
00:39:41,125 --> 00:39:43,161
why? They are all mine

880
00:39:43,167 --> 00:39:44,748
their lives are in my hands

881
00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:45,364
right?

882
00:39:45,375 --> 00:39:47,081
That's right...

883
00:39:47,083 --> 00:39:49,665
Take those ones who nobody wants

884
00:39:49,833 --> 00:39:51,369
I can save some cost

885
00:39:52,042 --> 00:39:54,158
no need for so many, one
is more than enough

886
00:39:54,167 --> 00:39:57,204
- come and form a circle...
- So bad...

887
00:39:58,208 --> 00:40:01,746
- Hurry... quick! Come...
- Outrageous...

888
00:40:03,083 --> 00:40:04,539
Hunchback, lie down

889
00:40:10,458 --> 00:40:12,138
Whoever his toe points to, will be the one

890
00:40:13,500 --> 00:40:16,458
- turn...
- So scary...

891
00:40:30,458 --> 00:40:32,870
You're cheating

892
00:40:36,333 --> 00:40:37,493
not me...

893
00:40:37,583 --> 00:40:38,322
Take her away

894
00:40:38,333 --> 00:40:39,948
not me! You've seen it

895
00:40:39,958 --> 00:40:41,073
get going - take her away

896
00:40:41,083 --> 00:40:42,994
remember what you said to me yesterday?

897
00:40:43,042 --> 00:40:45,203
I said you charged a high price. Move

898
00:40:45,250 --> 00:40:46,330
cut the crap, take her away

899
00:40:47,917 --> 00:40:49,623
you dare create trouble here?

900
00:40:51,167 --> 00:40:56,582
No! No... not me...

901
00:40:56,583 --> 00:40:58,699
Hey, how should the sacrifice be offered?

902
00:40:58,708 --> 00:40:59,367
Braise

903
00:40:59,375 --> 00:41:02,082
- it'll take a long time then
- Not me...

904
00:41:02,083 --> 00:41:04,290
Leave the left leg for me
I'll take a rest

905
00:41:04,625 --> 00:41:06,786
clean her up and get changed. Go

906
00:41:06,875 --> 00:41:08,160
no...

907
00:41:20,958 --> 00:41:24,155
She's so beautiful.
What a waste to burn her?

908
00:41:25,208 --> 00:41:26,288
Find a way to save her

909
00:41:26,833 --> 00:41:27,851
to help only the pretty one?

910
00:41:27,875 --> 00:41:29,206
If so, I won't save you then

911
00:41:33,292 --> 00:41:35,908
your... your fan has to wait until dawn
for its power to return?

912
00:41:36,833 --> 00:41:37,868
Rather than wait until dawn,

913
00:41:37,875 --> 00:41:39,581
better off to wait till my powers are gone

914
00:41:39,792 --> 00:41:40,792
go

915
00:41:40,958 --> 00:41:41,913
You'll understand once I explain to you

916
00:41:41,917 --> 00:41:44,579
no need. I don't understand anyway

917
00:41:44,583 --> 00:41:45,993
just do as I say

918
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,615
the auspicious time has come

919
00:41:50,583 --> 00:41:52,289
wait! How you know that

920
00:41:52,292 --> 00:41:54,874
burning her will stop the plague?

921
00:41:55,750 --> 00:41:59,072
- Heavenly highness told me in a dream
- Oh...

922
00:42:02,667 --> 00:42:07,206
Queen mother told me to burn...

923
00:42:09,083 --> 00:42:13,156
- Your mother in a dream
- It can't be...

924
00:42:13,667 --> 00:42:16,033
And if I scold you three times,

925
00:42:16,042 --> 00:42:19,705
the two moles on your face will disappear

926
00:42:19,875 --> 00:42:21,240
you are crazy, go away

927
00:42:21,500 --> 00:42:22,740
[t's time, scold him

928
00:42:23,292 --> 00:42:24,292
I dare not

929
00:42:27,333 --> 00:42:29,119
bastard, bastard, bastard

930
00:42:31,125 --> 00:42:34,492
it really works...

931
00:42:34,542 --> 00:42:37,864
Look at his face, more divine than god

932
00:42:37,875 --> 00:42:40,412
everyone, he has made an agreement
with queen mother,

933
00:42:40,417 --> 00:42:41,782
there'll be no more plague

934
00:42:42,042 --> 00:42:43,122
release her now

935
00:42:43,708 --> 00:42:46,040
what if there'll be plague again
after she is released?

936
00:42:46,333 --> 00:42:47,333
Right...

937
00:42:48,583 --> 00:42:50,414
What to do? Tell me...

938
00:42:50,417 --> 00:42:52,157
None of my business! Don't! I don't know

939
00:42:53,833 --> 00:42:54,492
can't release her

940
00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:57,457
however, if the plague still persists
after she's burnt to death

941
00:42:57,458 --> 00:42:58,914
I'll burn you all

942
00:43:00,375 --> 00:43:03,447
hear that? Release her now

943
00:43:03,833 --> 00:43:05,243
the fire is so fierce. How to release?

944
00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:06,410
Bring some water to put it out

945
00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:09,079
the well nearby is blocked.
Where can we find water?

946
00:43:10,333 --> 00:43:13,120
Any kind of water will do

947
00:43:13,292 --> 00:43:14,532
got it

948
00:43:21,292 --> 00:43:23,283
You're so bold, you don't even flinch

949
00:43:23,333 --> 00:43:25,540
it's just saliva, no need to be scared

950
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,080
Thank you

951
00:44:14,375 --> 00:44:15,740
my pleasure

952
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,285
Take a rest

953
00:44:36,458 --> 00:44:39,495
don't go

954
00:44:40,333 --> 00:44:43,905
don't worry, they won't burn you again

955
00:44:44,208 --> 00:44:46,745
those lousy men were nice to me when in bed

956
00:44:47,583 --> 00:44:49,539
why did they want to burn me to death?

957
00:44:49,792 --> 00:44:52,454
It's simple
those men who come to you,

958
00:44:52,458 --> 00:44:54,039
treat you like a shit bowl

959
00:44:54,042 --> 00:44:56,829
they feel comfortable when sitting on it,

960
00:44:56,833 --> 00:44:59,870
but they're not emotionally tied to it

961
00:45:00,750 --> 00:45:01,830
what do you mean?

962
00:45:01,833 --> 00:45:05,621
That is... to say never be a
shit bowl anymore get it?

963
00:45:06,250 --> 00:45:07,250
Yes

964
00:45:08,458 --> 00:45:09,573
what are you doing?

965
00:45:09,583 --> 00:45:10,538
I want to repay you

966
00:45:10,542 --> 00:45:13,409
don't! Your whorish nature is incorrigible

967
00:45:13,417 --> 00:45:14,657
it's free

968
00:45:14,667 --> 00:45:16,282
big brother, you don't charge,

969
00:45:16,292 --> 00:45:17,156
but I do

970
00:45:17,208 --> 00:45:18,208
worse than a shit bowl

971
00:45:18,333 --> 00:45:20,619
what else can you do
besides lying down for money?

972
00:45:23,917 --> 00:45:26,829
You can do it upside down? No way...

973
00:45:27,708 --> 00:45:29,198
I don't mean that

974
00:45:29,375 --> 00:45:31,161
what I mean is can you find another job...

975
00:45:31,167 --> 00:45:33,328
Like selling bean curd?

976
00:45:34,083 --> 00:45:36,163
Should I put the stall at the door
or beside the bed?

977
00:45:42,375 --> 00:45:45,447
Master... I got half piece
of preserved bean curd

978
00:45:47,625 --> 00:45:50,116
smells good, any for me?

979
00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:51,740
Keep the bean curd for yourself

980
00:45:52,292 --> 00:45:55,409
oh no, finish the sauce too

981
00:45:57,125 --> 00:45:58,956
it's a foreign dog, not much taste

982
00:45:58,958 --> 00:46:00,448
there's one left. Try and I'll know

983
00:46:01,292 --> 00:46:02,702
this dog has bitten two
people to death before

984
00:46:02,708 --> 00:46:04,244
eating it means I'm
honoring its dead spirit

985
00:46:04,250 --> 00:46:06,081
you're not qualified yet to eat it

986
00:46:06,167 --> 00:46:06,952
not really, master.

987
00:46:06,958 --> 00:46:08,949
Your pupil is very hungry

988
00:46:15,750 --> 00:46:18,036
Be kind enough to leave me at least
a piece of bone

989
00:46:18,667 --> 00:46:21,534
please... be kind... please...

990
00:46:21,958 --> 00:46:23,038
Go away

991
00:46:23,250 --> 00:46:26,367
be kind! Hey! Why not? Hey

992
00:46:26,375 --> 00:46:29,037
don't play! I know you haven't swallowed it

993
00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:30,239
you bastard,

994
00:46:30,250 --> 00:46:31,911
how come you ain't that persist
apart from begging?

995
00:46:31,917 --> 00:46:33,123
Help... c'mon...

996
00:46:37,375 --> 00:46:39,161
I need to get the rack.

997
00:46:41,083 --> 00:46:42,198
Remember to get back your underpants

998
00:46:42,208 --> 00:46:43,323
get it

999
00:46:44,417 --> 00:46:46,248
why took so long? It's my turn

1000
00:46:46,250 --> 00:46:46,989
come

1001
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,000
yuk

1002
00:46:48,750 --> 00:46:49,785
it's you

1003
00:46:49,875 --> 00:46:53,242
you aren't listening to me
and get even worse now

1004
00:46:53,250 --> 00:46:54,706
you have no self-respect at all

1005
00:46:54,708 --> 00:46:56,448
I've done as you told me

1006
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,491
you are simply Hawking
yourself in the street

1007
00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:02,287
how dare you say you're doing as I said

1008
00:47:02,667 --> 00:47:05,283
wrong! I'm selling bean curd...

1009
00:47:10,875 --> 00:47:12,581
Really?

1010
00:47:13,458 --> 00:47:15,323
Hurry up, are you doing business or not?

1011
00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:17,143
We agreed to do once for buying
a bowl of bean curd

1012
00:47:17,167 --> 00:47:18,202
no? Give me back the money...

1013
00:47:18,208 --> 00:47:20,415
No... I'll do it... coming...

1014
00:47:22,083 --> 00:47:23,539
Thanks for your advice

1015
00:47:23,542 --> 00:47:25,157
my business is good now

1016
00:47:27,875 --> 00:47:30,241
she's willing to change,
just in the wrong way

1017
00:47:30,250 --> 00:47:31,330
dai jung, follow me

1018
00:47:34,958 --> 00:47:37,950
hey... help... please do me a favor

1019
00:47:38,083 --> 00:47:39,789
don't mention

1020
00:47:39,792 --> 00:47:41,874
my Nick name here. Thanks

1021
00:47:42,417 --> 00:47:43,417
what did I call you?

1022
00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:46,706
Beggar dai jung

1023
00:47:46,875 --> 00:47:48,115
is your name beggar dai jung?

1024
00:47:48,167 --> 00:47:49,407
Your name is chow yat cheung...
Go to hell...

1025
00:47:49,417 --> 00:47:50,202
Don't beat me...

1026
00:47:50,208 --> 00:47:51,914
If you want to beat me, let's go to
the back alley

1027
00:47:51,917 --> 00:47:54,249
beat freely. Siu yuk will see us here

1028
00:47:54,250 --> 00:47:55,365
I'll show you the way

1029
00:47:56,667 --> 00:47:59,579
so your pride will only appear

1030
00:47:59,583 --> 00:48:02,290
in the presence of siu yuk

1031
00:48:03,042 --> 00:48:04,122
I got it

1032
00:48:04,208 --> 00:48:05,698
got it

1033
00:48:06,625 --> 00:48:08,456
who says they have no remedy?
They all have remedy

1034
00:48:08,458 --> 00:48:12,121
listen, fairies above, I'll surely win

1035
00:48:36,667 --> 00:48:40,410
I won't marry any man
except him in this world

1036
00:48:54,917 --> 00:48:57,078
You're naughty, you peeping-Tom

1037
00:48:57,583 --> 00:48:59,494
bad boy, I forbid you to say this

1038
00:49:03,292 --> 00:49:04,748
this is the style

1039
00:49:05,292 --> 00:49:08,489
a decent girl should be like this

1040
00:49:12,667 --> 00:49:15,033
not hurt? I know it's a dream

1041
00:49:15,042 --> 00:49:16,442
or else this couldn't have happened

1042
00:49:16,833 --> 00:49:17,948
you can

1043
00:49:22,667 --> 00:49:26,205
what's it? So ugly...

1044
00:49:27,625 --> 00:49:28,625
Look

1045
00:49:29,333 --> 00:49:30,869
so beautiful...

1046
00:49:31,417 --> 00:49:34,454
Yuk, since a caterpillar
can become a butterfly,

1047
00:49:34,750 --> 00:49:37,116
a chicken... can also become a Phoenix

1048
00:49:37,333 --> 00:49:39,164
I want to be a Phoenix, can I?

1049
00:49:49,250 --> 00:49:50,285
A Phoenix?

1050
00:50:04,625 --> 00:50:07,583
Lord, you have good foresight

1051
00:50:08,542 --> 00:50:11,500
that monk has done all that you anticipated

1052
00:50:12,250 --> 00:50:14,332
if you need anything, just tell me

1053
00:50:18,375 --> 00:50:20,115
call a whore? Maybe another day

1054
00:50:22,083 --> 00:50:23,243
I have no time

1055
00:50:24,833 --> 00:50:26,824
I can push you, but you push me back...
Come here

1056
00:50:27,417 --> 00:50:28,623
don't hit me

1057
00:50:28,625 --> 00:50:30,240
you've gone to the toilet,
and you don't need a bath

1058
00:50:30,250 --> 00:50:31,285
what else do you need to do?

1059
00:50:31,292 --> 00:50:33,624
But calling a whore... I don't know how

1060
00:50:33,625 --> 00:50:35,866
siu yuk is waiting for her lover upstairs

1061
00:50:36,583 --> 00:50:37,698
who is it?

1062
00:50:37,833 --> 00:50:40,575
His name is... chow yat cheung

1063
00:50:40,875 --> 00:50:41,955
me?

1064
00:50:43,333 --> 00:50:45,699
A good-looking and presentable man

1065
00:51:01,542 --> 00:51:02,657
Yeah...

1066
00:51:04,125 --> 00:51:07,617
Dai jung, you must remember
to leave on the 1st watch

1067
00:51:07,625 --> 00:51:10,367
otherwise, gold will turn back to dog shit,

1068
00:51:10,375 --> 00:51:12,366
and the sores will emerge again

1069
00:51:12,375 --> 00:51:14,081
it'd be bad to scare people away

1070
00:51:21,125 --> 00:51:22,365
Do you have any familiar lady in mind?

1071
00:51:22,375 --> 00:51:23,205
Siu yuk

1072
00:51:23,208 --> 00:51:24,243
she is having her period

1073
00:51:26,375 --> 00:51:27,660
her period has just ended

1074
00:51:27,667 --> 00:51:29,907
she's only a temporary lodger here,
not taking any client

1075
00:51:30,250 --> 00:51:32,332
never mind,

1076
00:51:32,333 --> 00:51:33,698
she sometimes makes guest appearances

1077
00:51:33,708 --> 00:51:35,164
sir, follow me

1078
00:51:40,667 --> 00:51:41,667
Siu yuk

1079
00:51:42,125 --> 00:51:43,205
call me Phoenix

1080
00:51:45,250 --> 00:51:47,081
sir, how about I order the kitchen to cook

1081
00:51:47,083 --> 00:51:48,664
some dishes for you?

1082
00:51:48,958 --> 00:51:50,198
What would you like?

1083
00:51:50,750 --> 00:51:53,366
A plate of chicken butts would be nice

1084
00:51:54,500 --> 00:51:55,831
anything wrong?

1085
00:51:56,125 --> 00:51:57,125
You're an epicure

1086
00:52:02,708 --> 00:52:03,788
What do you do?

1087
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,286
I'm a beggar - what?

1088
00:52:07,208 --> 00:52:08,823
So it's you

1089
00:52:11,250 --> 00:52:14,242
why would 1?
When I see you it's like seeing that guy

1090
00:52:14,250 --> 00:52:15,114
where's that guy?

1091
00:52:15,125 --> 00:52:16,410
That guy asked me to come

1092
00:52:16,417 --> 00:52:17,907
why he asked you to come?

1093
00:52:17,917 --> 00:52:19,908
That guy asks me here to...

1094
00:52:21,125 --> 00:52:22,365
Buy bean curd

1095
00:52:22,625 --> 00:52:24,365
you're so naughty

1096
00:52:33,583 --> 00:52:35,539
Good! I'll fix you too

1097
00:52:43,625 --> 00:52:46,332
With the possession of Shaolin
patriarch dhama, in a lamp's time,

1098
00:52:46,333 --> 00:52:48,073
there's no reason I can't fix you

1099
00:52:48,542 --> 00:52:49,542
halt

1100
00:52:49,792 --> 00:52:50,326
sock him

1101
00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:51,333
yes

1102
00:52:57,208 --> 00:53:01,497
What happened... look... what happened?

1103
00:53:02,292 --> 00:53:03,407
Really powerful

1104
00:53:04,042 --> 00:53:05,248
patriarch dhama?

1105
00:53:06,792 --> 00:53:07,952
Are you scared?

1106
00:53:07,958 --> 00:53:10,700
You are deep in sin

1107
00:53:10,708 --> 00:53:11,788
consider this as doing charity,

1108
00:53:11,792 --> 00:53:13,498
I'll take you back to be a monk

1109
00:53:13,500 --> 00:53:14,500
damn you

1110
00:53:15,333 --> 00:53:16,869
I'll beat you till you come with me

1111
00:53:20,333 --> 00:53:22,164
joking... a rattan cane

1112
00:53:24,292 --> 00:53:25,407
look down on me?

1113
00:53:25,417 --> 00:53:26,497
Scared now?

1114
00:53:27,417 --> 00:53:28,827
I'm tired

1115
00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:34,116
go...

1116
00:53:37,750 --> 00:53:38,750
See where you can run to?

1117
00:53:42,833 --> 00:53:44,619
Damn it! Never listen

1118
00:54:31,708 --> 00:54:34,450
- Reconciled to defeat yet?
- Reconciled to the hell of you

1119
00:54:45,500 --> 00:54:47,081
So, that guy is a fairy?

1120
00:54:47,083 --> 00:54:48,914
I thought you knew

1121
00:54:48,917 --> 00:54:51,033
sorry for troubling you

1122
00:54:51,042 --> 00:54:52,248
never mind. I enjoy it...

1123
00:54:52,750 --> 00:54:53,580
How many?

1124
00:54:53,583 --> 00:54:55,303
For a situation like this, two will suffice

1125
00:54:56,417 --> 00:54:58,032
remember to tell that
guy I'll sell soy milk

1126
00:54:58,042 --> 00:54:59,828
as well tomorrow

1127
00:54:59,833 --> 00:55:00,833
really?

1128
00:55:01,125 --> 00:55:03,616
Do you think he'll like it salty or sweet?

1129
00:55:03,625 --> 00:55:04,364
Salty

1130
00:55:04,375 --> 00:55:05,768
best to add some preserved
savory vegetables

1131
00:55:05,792 --> 00:55:07,077
even better with sesame seeds

1132
00:55:07,458 --> 00:55:09,323
lo han soy milk

1133
00:55:09,333 --> 00:55:10,493
he likes dog meat

1134
00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:12,832
dog meat lo han soy milk

1135
00:55:13,625 --> 00:55:15,240
yeah...

1136
00:55:17,833 --> 00:55:19,994
Siu yuk's unbeatable soy milk

1137
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:20,989
yeah...

1138
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,912
I've come for a whore

1139
00:55:32,917 --> 00:55:35,117
As matters stand, I have to fight
violence with violence

1140
00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:37,830
iron head

1141
00:55:51,708 --> 00:55:54,040
I only want you to be a
monk, not go to hell

1142
00:55:54,042 --> 00:55:55,407
be good and come with me now

1143
00:56:00,417 --> 00:56:02,453
You're simply incorrigible

1144
00:56:05,917 --> 00:56:07,578
ok... forget about being a monk

1145
00:56:07,583 --> 00:56:09,164
just refrain from killing people, okay?

1146
00:56:16,125 --> 00:56:18,958
Damn! Are you a human being or a beast?

1147
00:56:26,708 --> 00:56:27,743
Do you like me?

1148
00:56:27,750 --> 00:56:28,364
I do

1149
00:56:28,375 --> 00:56:29,410
but, make it next life

1150
00:56:29,500 --> 00:56:32,457
this life, I've to marry that guy

1151
00:56:32,458 --> 00:56:33,948
you're right. I found my self-respect

1152
00:56:33,958 --> 00:56:35,494
after knowing him too

1153
00:56:41,792 --> 00:56:43,407
Ok, you're on the upside tonight

1154
00:56:43,417 --> 00:56:44,702
let's compromise! If you back off

1155
00:56:44,708 --> 00:56:45,823
and leave siu yuk alone tonight,

1156
00:56:45,833 --> 00:56:47,448
we'll settle our score later

1157
00:56:55,417 --> 00:56:58,375
If I hadn't changed to patriarch dhama,
I'd have been killed by you

1158
00:56:58,625 --> 00:57:00,081
you bastard

1159
00:57:00,750 --> 00:57:02,411
can't bear with it anymore

1160
00:57:14,292 --> 00:57:16,829
Buddha is merciful! Good luck

1161
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:30,697
Shit! Dai jung, it's time

1162
00:57:32,417 --> 00:57:33,777
is someone selling rice dumplings?

1163
00:57:33,833 --> 00:57:34,743
That stand's there every day.

1164
00:57:34,750 --> 00:57:35,865
Never mind it - ok

1165
00:57:38,625 --> 00:57:41,662
magic is over! Let's go

1166
00:57:42,250 --> 00:57:44,241
shit! Time is up

1167
00:57:46,667 --> 00:57:48,498
aiya... I changed back to a beggar

1168
00:57:48,500 --> 00:57:50,741
why shout? You are in fact a beggar

1169
00:57:51,708 --> 00:57:52,868
I have to go

1170
00:57:53,250 --> 00:57:56,083
hey, are we good friends?

1171
00:57:58,625 --> 00:58:00,081
Why haven't you come down yet...
You really...

1172
00:58:00,083 --> 00:58:01,083
Hey man

1173
00:58:02,042 --> 00:58:04,158
have you seen someone with a big beard?

1174
00:58:04,625 --> 00:58:06,581
Yes, he seems over there in the toilet

1175
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:08,000
after him

1176
00:58:08,583 --> 00:58:09,583
halt

1177
00:58:10,167 --> 00:58:11,532
man, you look familiar

1178
00:58:12,750 --> 00:58:14,866
heroes, you're mistaken

1179
00:58:20,917 --> 00:58:21,872
Outrageous!

1180
00:58:21,875 --> 00:58:23,581
I warned you not to let me see you

1181
00:58:23,583 --> 00:58:24,663
don't...

1182
00:58:25,083 --> 00:58:26,289
Sponge as well?

1183
00:58:26,583 --> 00:58:28,869
No, I didn't

1184
00:58:28,875 --> 00:58:30,240
I have money

1185
00:58:30,917 --> 00:58:32,282
shit! The gold changed...

1186
00:58:40,333 --> 00:58:42,870
Don't beat him! He's not a sponger

1187
00:58:43,333 --> 00:58:44,448
he's my boyfriend

1188
00:58:44,458 --> 00:58:46,540
that cheap? You even want one with sores?

1189
00:58:49,167 --> 00:58:50,167
Look

1190
00:58:51,167 --> 00:58:52,782
big brother, I told you it wasn't me

1191
00:58:52,792 --> 00:58:53,702
you still deny it?

1192
00:58:53,708 --> 00:58:55,448
Don't be mad! Maybe it's just likeness

1193
00:58:55,458 --> 00:58:56,823
you're pretending

1194
00:58:56,833 --> 00:58:58,164
do I look like that moustached Singh?

1195
00:58:58,167 --> 00:58:58,872
Maybe you shaved it off?

1196
00:58:58,875 --> 00:59:00,411
Who could do it so quickly?

1197
00:59:00,417 --> 00:59:02,032
You're siding with a stranger

1198
00:59:02,042 --> 00:59:03,077
I talk sense

1199
00:59:03,083 --> 00:59:04,083
go to hell

1200
00:59:05,708 --> 00:59:06,743
see! You've hurt someone

1201
00:59:06,750 --> 00:59:07,535
what? Getting mad?

1202
00:59:07,542 --> 00:59:09,143
What? Should I stand
here and let you hit me?

1203
00:59:09,167 --> 00:59:09,872
What? You dare disobey what the big brother
tells you to do?

1204
00:59:09,875 --> 00:59:10,580
What? A big one bullies a small one?

1205
00:59:10,625 --> 00:59:11,740
- I've endured for a long time.
- Go to hell

1206
00:59:11,750 --> 00:59:15,447
don't beat my big brother! Go away

1207
00:59:15,458 --> 00:59:19,155
damn it! Again! Don't... hey...

1208
00:59:19,292 --> 00:59:20,498
Don't

1209
00:59:20,500 --> 00:59:21,364
help

1210
00:59:21,375 --> 00:59:22,706
don't, master

1211
00:59:23,125 --> 00:59:24,240
let her go please, master

1212
00:59:29,583 --> 00:59:30,583
Siu yuk...

1213
00:59:34,125 --> 00:59:36,787
Help

1214
00:59:38,250 --> 00:59:40,081
big head

1215
00:59:44,667 --> 00:59:45,873
dai jung

1216
00:59:47,333 --> 00:59:48,664
why didn't you knock?

1217
00:59:48,958 --> 00:59:50,078
Sorry, I got the wrong place

1218
00:59:50,125 --> 00:59:51,240
close the door

1219
00:59:51,792 --> 00:59:52,497
have a banana

1220
00:59:52,583 --> 00:59:53,743
sorry...

1221
00:59:56,333 --> 00:59:57,618
Master...

1222
00:59:58,125 --> 00:59:59,615
What's taken you so long? Wanna die?

1223
00:59:59,625 --> 01:00:00,865
Things changed back to original! Let's go

1224
01:00:00,875 --> 01:00:02,831
master, I can't move

1225
01:00:11,542 --> 01:00:13,282
What? Yun ba tin

1226
01:00:19,292 --> 01:00:20,953
Go to hell, beggar dai jung

1227
01:00:25,667 --> 01:00:26,827
don't call me dai jung

1228
01:00:27,417 --> 01:00:29,373
call me chow yat cheung

1229
01:00:35,958 --> 01:00:36,958
Dai jung

1230
01:00:38,500 --> 01:00:39,580
you've made us suffer a lot

1231
01:00:39,583 --> 01:00:41,119
dai jung... you can't die!

1232
01:00:41,125 --> 01:00:41,784
You must hang on

1233
01:00:41,792 --> 01:00:43,578
dai jung... you can't die! Dai jung

1234
01:00:43,583 --> 01:00:45,119
you've no more magical powers?

1235
01:00:45,125 --> 01:00:46,990
Tomorrow, I'll show you tomorrow

1236
01:00:54,208 --> 01:00:55,493
Kill you, son of the bitch

1237
01:00:55,708 --> 01:00:58,450
- turn his face over
- Turn his face

1238
01:01:00,250 --> 01:01:01,250
look

1239
01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:11,532
Open his eyes

1240
01:01:17,792 --> 01:01:21,034
Master tin said to let you go,
but be careful in future

1241
01:01:21,042 --> 01:01:22,809
what a show it was just now
you didn't even blink

1242
01:01:22,833 --> 01:01:24,118
frankly... it was fascinating

1243
01:01:24,125 --> 01:01:25,125
yes

1244
01:01:28,792 --> 01:01:32,489
you'll surely die this time

1245
01:01:34,708 --> 01:01:35,708
god of earth

1246
01:01:37,375 --> 01:01:41,448
god of earth, where are you?
Come out quickly

1247
01:01:43,250 --> 01:01:46,492
hey... I'm here. Why shouting so loud?

1248
01:01:46,500 --> 01:01:48,036
How can I save dai jung?

1249
01:01:48,333 --> 01:01:52,246
A man's fate is pre-determined
one can't change heaven's rules

1250
01:01:52,250 --> 01:01:53,456
but he has suffered
an innocent death because of me

1251
01:01:53,458 --> 01:01:54,789
I've to bring him back no matter what

1252
01:01:54,792 --> 01:01:56,032
help me to think some ways

1253
01:01:56,042 --> 01:01:57,748
an innocent death means going to hell

1254
01:01:58,500 --> 01:02:00,741
king of Hades is strict

1255
01:02:01,083 --> 01:02:02,083
but...

1256
01:02:02,500 --> 01:02:03,500
Speak up

1257
01:02:03,708 --> 01:02:05,824
before entering the city
of innocent deaths,

1258
01:02:05,833 --> 01:02:08,370
there's an area governed by
evil god hak lo sat

1259
01:02:08,917 --> 01:02:10,908
he admits stray spirits

1260
01:02:11,417 --> 01:02:13,703
anyone in his hands never gets reincarnated

1261
01:02:14,333 --> 01:02:16,324
but you may talk it over with him

1262
01:02:16,333 --> 01:02:17,618
bring me down to him quickly

1263
01:02:17,625 --> 01:02:21,117
hey... I'm only a junior god and thus
not eligible to go down

1264
01:02:21,125 --> 01:02:23,867
unlike you, you've a
golden body for protection

1265
01:02:23,875 --> 01:02:25,615
which makes you invulnerable

1266
01:02:26,542 --> 01:02:27,873
I'll go and get back the golden body now

1267
01:02:27,875 --> 01:02:30,947
hey... don't make fun of the golden body

1268
01:02:30,958 --> 01:02:32,038
I must do what's necessary

1269
01:02:38,083 --> 01:02:39,072
What're you doing? Let go

1270
01:02:39,083 --> 01:02:40,994
master said this golden body cannot
leave the temple

1271
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:43,332
what if it does?

1272
01:02:43,333 --> 01:02:44,413
- I don't know
- Then that means it's okay

1273
01:02:44,417 --> 01:02:46,297
let me borrow it, I'll
pay you lots of interest

1274
01:02:46,542 --> 01:02:47,782
no - for just one night

1275
01:02:47,792 --> 01:02:48,747
no - one hour

1276
01:02:48,750 --> 01:02:50,160
no - ok, then a cross

1277
01:02:50,167 --> 01:02:51,657
what cross?

1278
01:03:49,375 --> 01:03:50,410
Hey man, halt

1279
01:03:50,417 --> 01:03:51,497
stand still

1280
01:03:51,833 --> 01:03:52,868
what's the matter?

1281
01:03:54,125 --> 01:03:54,989
Let him go

1282
01:03:55,042 --> 01:03:56,953
are you the Buddha?

1283
01:03:56,958 --> 01:03:57,538
No

1284
01:03:57,542 --> 01:03:58,542
Damn

1285
01:04:07,375 --> 01:04:09,957
Man, you're so rude. Let me tell you

1286
01:04:09,958 --> 01:04:11,198
I'm friends with the Buddha

1287
01:04:11,500 --> 01:04:13,491
I'll retrieve this person's spirit
on his behalf,

1288
01:04:13,500 --> 01:04:14,535
understand?

1289
01:04:16,875 --> 01:04:18,240
How dare you? Stop

1290
01:04:18,250 --> 01:04:19,250
stop

1291
01:04:31,792 --> 01:04:34,283
Rubbish! Ask sakyamuni to see me

1292
01:04:35,958 --> 01:04:37,573
don't go...

1293
01:04:38,083 --> 01:04:40,540
In fact, I'm not on good terms with Buddha

1294
01:04:40,917 --> 01:04:42,908
I didn't know you and he had a grudge

1295
01:04:43,500 --> 01:04:44,740
I'll take you for big brother

1296
01:04:44,750 --> 01:04:47,457
since you've so many men under you,
having one more doesn't make a difference

1297
01:04:47,458 --> 01:04:49,665
this one... treat this as a gift to me

1298
01:04:49,667 --> 01:04:51,874
what's in it for me?

1299
01:04:51,875 --> 01:04:52,875
What's in it?

1300
01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:56,367
How about... I'll pedicure for you,
the nails are so long,

1301
01:04:56,375 --> 01:04:57,375
okay?

1302
01:04:57,458 --> 01:05:01,576
Damn! Unless you exchange it
with your golden body

1303
01:05:01,917 --> 01:05:04,283
golden body? I can't give it to you

1304
01:05:04,292 --> 01:05:05,657
besides, you've no use for it

1305
01:05:06,083 --> 01:05:07,243
just as a display

1306
01:05:07,250 --> 01:05:09,411
bastard, you're going too far

1307
01:05:09,417 --> 01:05:11,157
okay, exchange

1308
01:05:14,125 --> 01:05:16,207
dai jung, I must bring
you back by any means

1309
01:05:16,583 --> 01:05:17,413
don't worry

1310
01:05:17,417 --> 01:05:18,702
put down your golden body

1311
01:05:44,500 --> 01:05:45,865
You promised to exchange with me

1312
01:05:45,875 --> 01:05:47,365
why have you taken his spirit?

1313
01:05:47,375 --> 01:05:48,785
I'm a baddie

1314
01:06:02,625 --> 01:06:05,287
Stinking monk, why appeared so sudden

1315
01:06:05,292 --> 01:06:06,873
damn, I'm back

1316
01:06:06,875 --> 01:06:08,911
if you don't like it, you can go back down

1317
01:06:08,917 --> 01:06:11,033
how could I go down
without the golden body?

1318
01:06:11,292 --> 01:06:12,657
What a pity!

1319
01:06:12,667 --> 01:06:14,347
He's even cheated me out of my golden body

1320
01:06:14,417 --> 01:06:15,873
dai jung...

1321
01:06:16,417 --> 01:06:18,032
Dai jung...

1322
01:06:21,958 --> 01:06:23,198
Dai jung...

1323
01:07:03,833 --> 01:07:06,996
Lord, I'll do as you instruct me

1324
01:07:07,750 --> 01:07:09,581
and help accomplish your mission

1325
01:07:22,833 --> 01:07:26,576
Hey... don't be like that?

1326
01:07:26,583 --> 01:07:27,868
Hey... brothers...

1327
01:07:29,417 --> 01:07:30,907
Won't give me a face?

1328
01:07:31,292 --> 01:07:33,123
I'm in charge here

1329
01:07:34,958 --> 01:07:36,198
I told you not to do this

1330
01:07:36,208 --> 01:07:37,288
what's the matter?

1331
01:07:37,708 --> 01:07:39,448
As you have consorted with evil spirits,

1332
01:07:39,458 --> 01:07:41,665
the fairies inside said...

1333
01:07:41,667 --> 01:07:43,658
They don't want to be with you

1334
01:07:43,875 --> 01:07:47,288
they've all gone
these just returned to get their luggage

1335
01:07:47,417 --> 01:07:49,578
sorry, for my life-long emoluments,

1336
01:07:49,583 --> 01:07:51,574
I have to follow them... goodbye

1337
01:08:03,125 --> 01:08:06,538
What's happening? Where's the stuff?

1338
01:08:07,625 --> 01:08:09,035
Mad monk, where's the golden body?

1339
01:08:11,208 --> 01:08:13,324
Oh no! You've caused a big trouble

1340
01:08:17,042 --> 01:08:19,078
on no! Even god of earth is gone.

1341
01:08:19,083 --> 01:08:20,163
We're in deep shit now

1342
01:08:20,208 --> 01:08:21,744
oh no...

1343
01:08:38,833 --> 01:08:40,243
Master, where are you going?

1344
01:08:40,500 --> 01:08:42,411
Mad monk, as I told you,

1345
01:08:42,417 --> 01:08:44,408
the golden body cannot leave the temple

1346
01:08:44,417 --> 01:08:46,328
now you've caused anger among men and gods

1347
01:08:46,333 --> 01:08:48,289
how can I bear this responsibility?

1348
01:08:49,042 --> 01:08:50,202
Master, leave quickly

1349
01:08:50,208 --> 01:08:52,574
a thunder may split the temple

1350
01:09:00,083 --> 01:09:02,825
- You blame me too?
- Let's go... even the goddess are down.

1351
01:09:02,917 --> 01:09:03,656
Go...

1352
01:09:03,917 --> 01:09:04,917
Back to original form

1353
01:09:11,375 --> 01:09:13,536
You really leave me no way out?

1354
01:09:18,583 --> 01:09:21,905
Siu yuk, I heard you were messed up
by master tin last night

1355
01:09:21,917 --> 01:09:23,077
is that true?

1356
01:09:24,042 --> 01:09:26,158
Ignoring us! What's so special?

1357
01:09:26,167 --> 01:09:27,828
You're rotten. We'll look for siu hung

1358
01:09:27,875 --> 01:09:28,990
wait

1359
01:09:30,042 --> 01:09:31,782
what's the matter, miss siu yuk?

1360
01:09:31,792 --> 01:09:33,393
If 1 don't charge you
money, would you take me?

1361
01:09:33,417 --> 01:09:34,748
Yes, do it now

1362
01:09:34,750 --> 01:09:35,750
me too

1363
01:09:35,833 --> 01:09:36,948
hey... she asked me first

1364
01:09:36,958 --> 01:09:37,572
- me first...
- Me first...

1365
01:09:37,583 --> 01:09:38,493
Who says it's your turn?

1366
01:09:38,500 --> 01:09:39,540
- Me first...
- Me first...

1367
01:09:53,917 --> 01:09:56,875
Tell me, what will make you happy?

1368
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:57,989
Marrying you

1369
01:09:58,000 --> 01:09:59,080
you're naughty

1370
01:09:59,333 --> 01:10:00,493
marrying you

1371
01:10:00,708 --> 01:10:02,949
if I marry you, will you
stop being a whore?

1372
01:10:02,958 --> 01:10:03,743
Yes

1373
01:10:03,750 --> 01:10:04,750
really?

1374
01:10:04,875 --> 01:10:05,990
Yes

1375
01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:07,000
we'll marry then

1376
01:10:12,292 --> 01:10:15,489
I am dragon fighter lo han,
priest name mad monk

1377
01:10:15,500 --> 01:10:17,286
I'll take bak siu yuk as my wife today

1378
01:10:17,417 --> 01:10:19,999
whatever comes in this life
or came in the past life,

1379
01:10:20,417 --> 01:10:21,907
I'll not regret it

1380
01:10:27,917 --> 01:10:30,158
Even I've been pillowed

1381
01:10:30,167 --> 01:10:32,078
and kissed by thousands of people,

1382
01:10:32,083 --> 01:10:32,663
you still...

1383
01:10:32,667 --> 01:10:34,032
Never mind, I can take it

1384
01:10:34,042 --> 01:10:35,373
yeah...

1385
01:10:35,958 --> 01:10:37,073
You really love me?

1386
01:10:37,583 --> 01:10:38,948
I love you very much

1387
01:10:39,417 --> 01:10:40,782
how deep is your love?

1388
01:10:41,750 --> 01:10:43,365
As deep as I love beggar dai jung

1389
01:10:46,292 --> 01:10:47,327
beggar dai jung?

1390
01:10:48,750 --> 01:10:49,910
Who do you love more?

1391
01:10:49,917 --> 01:10:50,917
The same

1392
01:10:52,333 --> 01:10:54,619
scare me! I thought you loved him more

1393
01:10:54,625 --> 01:10:55,831
no... the same

1394
01:10:55,833 --> 01:10:57,414
yeah...

1395
01:10:59,333 --> 01:11:00,448
Why are you not happy?

1396
01:11:00,458 --> 01:11:02,744
No... yeah...

1397
01:11:02,750 --> 01:11:04,365
Great... let's worship the ancestors

1398
01:11:04,375 --> 01:11:05,375
good... go...

1399
01:11:07,417 --> 01:11:08,782
- We must be quick...
- Then we'll have kids

1400
01:11:08,792 --> 01:11:09,976
I'm afraid there's not enough time

1401
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:11,035
why?

1402
01:11:12,417 --> 01:11:14,954
If we fairies join earthlings in marriage,

1403
01:11:15,667 --> 01:11:17,248
heavens will punish me

1404
01:11:17,750 --> 01:11:19,706
I'll gradually turn into a log

1405
01:11:20,500 --> 01:11:21,785
don't say that...

1406
01:11:25,083 --> 01:11:26,414
Your foot

1407
01:11:32,792 --> 01:11:33,792
It's changing

1408
01:11:34,083 --> 01:11:35,914
bloody punk, are you making fun of me?

1409
01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:38,040
Hey... let's not talk about this now

1410
01:11:38,042 --> 01:11:39,373
let's carry on with the worship

1411
01:11:39,375 --> 01:11:40,581
why should I marry a piece of wood?

1412
01:11:40,583 --> 01:11:41,743
You take me for a fool?

1413
01:11:44,417 --> 01:11:47,989
It's alright... as long as you
don't back out on your promise

1414
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:49,240
marry yourself

1415
01:11:49,250 --> 01:11:50,535
I vowed

1416
01:11:50,542 --> 01:11:51,452
it's your vow

1417
01:11:51,458 --> 01:11:54,165
I don't care if you marry me or not

1418
01:11:54,167 --> 01:11:55,953
you promised you won't be a whore anymore

1419
01:11:57,042 --> 01:11:58,532
that's none of your business now

1420
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:00,760
bloody punk... are you
playing a joke on me?

1421
01:12:01,083 --> 01:12:03,495
Yes, I am

1422
01:12:04,292 --> 01:12:06,172
do you think fairy can get away
with everything?

1423
01:12:06,542 --> 01:12:08,078
You've no feelings for me

1424
01:12:08,083 --> 01:12:09,198
you thought I don't know?

1425
01:12:09,208 --> 01:12:10,493
I know everything

1426
01:12:17,083 --> 01:12:18,744
A total loss this time

1427
01:12:19,750 --> 01:12:23,413
I've nothing now. Really, nothing at all

1428
01:12:27,917 --> 01:12:29,828
since you don't love me,

1429
01:12:30,417 --> 01:12:32,874
I don't want love ever again in this life

1430
01:12:32,875 --> 01:12:33,875
don't...

1431
01:12:37,333 --> 01:12:39,073
I don't want love again in this life

1432
01:12:43,958 --> 01:12:45,539
I don't want love again in this life

1433
01:13:05,250 --> 01:13:07,081
Help...

1434
01:13:14,375 --> 01:13:16,366
Help...

1435
01:13:20,417 --> 01:13:21,873
Killing you will just make enough blood

1436
01:13:21,875 --> 01:13:23,536
from 77491 people

1437
01:13:28,750 --> 01:13:32,288
Lord, I'll immerse with the golden
body of mad monk

1438
01:13:32,292 --> 01:13:34,374
even if he find here, his
kung fu would be gone

1439
01:13:42,042 --> 01:13:44,579
Here at last? But it's no use anymore

1440
01:13:44,583 --> 01:13:45,993
you're like a dead dog

1441
01:13:47,792 --> 01:13:49,874
gods appear

1442
01:14:10,667 --> 01:14:12,123
Lo han on top

1443
01:14:12,125 --> 01:14:13,331
heaven soldiers reinforce

1444
01:14:19,750 --> 01:14:20,990
Get that bastard for me

1445
01:14:33,625 --> 01:14:38,039
Villain of 9 lives, let's
see which of us is tougher?

1446
01:14:38,333 --> 01:14:40,119
You can't kill me

1447
01:14:41,042 --> 01:14:42,532
really?

1448
01:14:48,500 --> 01:14:50,365
See which of us is tougher...

1449
01:14:52,208 --> 01:14:57,202
I'll kill you...

1450
01:15:04,875 --> 01:15:06,536
Dragon fighter, we came
to terms with heaven

1451
01:15:06,542 --> 01:15:08,328
if you admit losing and
downgrade three levels,

1452
01:15:08,333 --> 01:15:09,698
you can be a fairy again

1453
01:15:10,042 --> 01:15:11,907
time is running out, go back quickly

1454
01:15:11,917 --> 01:15:12,656
let me get rid of him first

1455
01:15:12,667 --> 01:15:13,667
hurry

1456
01:15:14,542 --> 01:15:16,658
bastard, had I killed you

1457
01:15:16,667 --> 01:15:17,987
many lives would have been spared

1458
01:15:20,833 --> 01:15:22,198
the skin of hak lo sat?

1459
01:15:22,875 --> 01:15:25,161
Lord has given me an immortal heart

1460
01:15:27,042 --> 01:15:28,998
you guys can't kill me

1461
01:15:34,417 --> 01:15:36,373
Look clearly at your immortal heart

1462
01:15:36,625 --> 01:15:41,870
what? A stone? How can this be?

1463
01:15:46,500 --> 01:15:47,740
My lord...

1464
01:15:48,250 --> 01:15:49,535
This is a fatal heart

1465
01:15:49,542 --> 01:15:51,078
he just wants your dedication to him

1466
01:15:51,083 --> 01:15:54,371
lord... you fool me...

1467
01:15:54,708 --> 01:15:56,039
So what?

1468
01:15:56,250 --> 01:15:58,241
You're such an ideal fool to be cheated

1469
01:15:58,250 --> 01:15:59,911
what treachery has hak
lo sat planned, speak

1470
01:15:59,917 --> 01:16:01,748
you fool me...

1471
01:16:01,792 --> 01:16:02,827
Speak... I'll chop you

1472
01:16:02,833 --> 01:16:06,121
don't... ok! I'll speak

1473
01:16:07,583 --> 01:16:10,996
to stop hak lo sat
from going to the mortal world,

1474
01:16:11,792 --> 01:16:16,365
Buddha placed his scepter under the
goddess statue in guo ching temple

1475
01:16:16,417 --> 01:16:19,580
to cheat you out of your golden body
such that all the fairies fled

1476
01:16:20,125 --> 01:16:22,036
this is all part of his treachery...

1477
01:16:22,625 --> 01:16:25,788
To rid the temple of heavenly protection

1478
01:16:27,875 --> 01:16:31,948
then at the time when the moon is
in eclipse tonight,

1479
01:16:32,958 --> 01:16:34,994
he plans to get back the scepter

1480
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:36,240
that will cost many lives...

1481
01:16:39,167 --> 01:16:42,330
Dragon fighter, we're running out of time

1482
01:16:42,333 --> 01:16:43,493
if we don't go up now,

1483
01:16:43,500 --> 01:16:44,910
we've to stay on earth to sell banana

1484
01:16:44,917 --> 01:16:45,917
go

1485
01:16:47,958 --> 01:16:49,243
It's hurt! Give me back my heart

1486
01:16:49,250 --> 01:16:50,911
I don't want to die

1487
01:16:50,917 --> 01:16:52,032
you don't want to die?

1488
01:16:52,708 --> 01:16:54,539
Beggar dai jung and the other lives here,

1489
01:16:54,542 --> 01:16:56,328
do they want to die either?

1490
01:16:57,500 --> 01:16:58,910
You're already lifeless.

1491
01:16:59,917 --> 01:17:01,677
Even you take back this
lousy piece of stone

1492
01:17:01,708 --> 01:17:03,573
you can only be the puppet of hak lo sat,

1493
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:06,366
and continue killing innocent folk.
Is that what you want?

1494
01:17:06,792 --> 01:17:08,623
If so, get it back! Take...

1495
01:17:19,917 --> 01:17:23,034
Don't let me be a man
in a next life then...

1496
01:17:37,375 --> 01:17:38,956
Fixed! Let's go

1497
01:17:38,958 --> 01:17:40,118
dragon fighter, go

1498
01:17:40,417 --> 01:17:41,497
not yet

1499
01:17:41,500 --> 01:17:42,239
are you crazy?

1500
01:17:42,250 --> 01:17:43,490
Go now or never

1501
01:17:43,500 --> 01:17:44,831
hak lo sat's the ringleader.

1502
01:17:44,833 --> 01:17:45,788
I must finish him off

1503
01:17:45,792 --> 01:17:46,656
you go up first

1504
01:17:46,667 --> 01:17:47,452
dragon fighter...

1505
01:17:47,458 --> 01:17:48,573
Hey... can't wait anymore

1506
01:17:48,667 --> 01:17:52,080
dragon fighter...

1507
01:18:18,833 --> 01:18:19,833
Really here

1508
01:18:21,042 --> 01:18:22,407
I'll now endow you with spiritual powers

1509
01:18:22,417 --> 01:18:24,157
from my thirteen life cycles' training

1510
01:18:24,167 --> 01:18:25,927
everything depends on
you today, understand?

1511
01:18:26,250 --> 01:18:27,160
Come on

1512
01:18:27,167 --> 01:18:28,167
good

1513
01:19:26,500 --> 01:19:27,500
Wow

1514
01:19:50,125 --> 01:19:51,661
Damn

1515
01:21:12,875 --> 01:21:13,875
Wow

1516
01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:15,410
- mad monk...
- Master...

1517
01:21:16,083 --> 01:21:18,165
- Mad monk...
- Master

1518
01:21:18,375 --> 01:21:20,832
we meet again, let's get
out of here quickly

1519
01:21:27,167 --> 01:21:28,373
Master, why are you here?

1520
01:21:28,833 --> 01:21:30,539
At such a critical moment,
I shouldn't have left you on your own

1521
01:21:30,542 --> 01:21:32,582
why care to come back for me
if you know the danger?

1522
01:21:34,708 --> 01:21:36,869
Because you're the one person I admire most

1523
01:21:38,833 --> 01:21:40,039
come again! Let's go quickly

1524
01:21:44,167 --> 01:21:46,624
master, there's not much
left of my golden body

1525
01:21:46,625 --> 01:21:47,865
I must use the last resort

1526
01:21:47,875 --> 01:21:49,411
I'll fight the remainder into his body

1527
01:21:49,417 --> 01:21:50,577
to overpower him

1528
01:21:50,958 --> 01:21:52,698
you'll perish too
when your golden body is used up

1529
01:21:52,708 --> 01:21:54,164
no time to be bothered with that

1530
01:21:54,167 --> 01:21:55,748
how are you going to do it?

1531
01:21:55,750 --> 01:21:57,706
Just help me to open his mouth

1532
01:21:58,083 --> 01:21:58,868
that simple?

1533
01:21:58,875 --> 01:21:59,455
Can you?

1534
01:21:59,458 --> 01:22:00,538
Of course not

1535
01:22:11,042 --> 01:22:13,203
Master... are you alright, master?

1536
01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:15,000
My bowl

1537
01:22:15,667 --> 01:22:17,953
where's the golden powder?

1538
01:22:17,958 --> 01:22:18,993
Master, didn't you...

1539
01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:20,911
Yes, I swallowed it all

1540
01:22:21,625 --> 01:22:23,832
at such a critical moment, you...

1541
01:22:24,125 --> 01:22:25,581
I didn't want to either.

1542
01:22:25,750 --> 01:22:28,537
My stomach feels strange now

1543
01:22:38,333 --> 01:22:39,243
Master, think of a quick way

1544
01:22:39,250 --> 01:22:40,581
to defecate the golden powder

1545
01:22:40,708 --> 01:22:42,164
but I'm always constipated

1546
01:22:47,333 --> 01:22:48,197
I remember now

1547
01:22:48,208 --> 01:22:49,698
I've still got two golden teeth

1548
01:22:55,583 --> 01:22:56,789
You stole them?

1549
01:22:56,792 --> 01:22:58,453
I have no teeth so I just borrowed them

1550
01:23:00,167 --> 01:23:02,749
I can't hang on any longer...
Please do my last favor

1551
01:23:02,833 --> 01:23:04,619
- what?
- Find a way to open his mouth

1552
01:23:08,708 --> 01:23:11,245
I decide to use all my
magic to overpower you

1553
01:23:12,083 --> 01:23:13,539
I feel very scared

1554
01:23:13,542 --> 01:23:15,123
scared?

1555
01:23:15,500 --> 01:23:17,206
Kneel and bow three times

1556
01:23:17,208 --> 01:23:18,208
and I'll spare you

1557
01:23:18,500 --> 01:23:24,621
haha...

1558
01:23:24,833 --> 01:23:26,323
What a funny laugh

1559
01:23:27,250 --> 01:23:28,456
mad monk...

1560
01:23:32,333 --> 01:23:34,494
Mad monk...

1561
01:24:12,417 --> 01:24:20,417
Amida Buddha...

1562
01:24:34,958 --> 01:24:38,200
See, I said he's bound to lose

1563
01:24:38,208 --> 01:24:39,948
- I also said he'll lose
- Lose for sure,

1564
01:24:39,958 --> 01:24:40,958
no argument...

1565
01:24:41,042 --> 01:24:44,489
Lose? Why would you think that?

1566
01:24:45,042 --> 01:24:46,532
Just like beggar dai jung,

1567
01:24:46,542 --> 01:24:47,998
he could have twenty more years
to beg for his living

1568
01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:49,536
now he's not only dead, he died as a beggar

1569
01:24:49,542 --> 01:24:52,284
also, that whore was disfigured
what a pity

1570
01:24:52,292 --> 01:24:54,578
the case of yun ba tin is worse still

1571
01:24:54,583 --> 01:24:56,915
tens of lives were lost before he died

1572
01:24:56,917 --> 01:24:58,908
so... it's s0o... so...

1573
01:24:58,917 --> 01:25:00,123
How should I say it?

1574
01:25:00,125 --> 01:25:00,910
What a failure

1575
01:25:00,917 --> 01:25:01,576
yes, failure

1576
01:25:01,583 --> 01:25:02,413
not only a failure.

1577
01:25:02,417 --> 01:25:03,497
If let me beat him
in a duel on that day,

1578
01:25:03,500 --> 01:25:05,832
things wouldn't have been such a mess

1579
01:25:05,833 --> 01:25:06,948
nonsense...

1580
01:25:06,958 --> 01:25:08,289
Stop mentioning the duel

1581
01:25:08,750 --> 01:25:10,957
no doubt that beggar dai jung

1582
01:25:10,958 --> 01:25:12,243
suffered an innocent death

1583
01:25:12,250 --> 01:25:13,990
but before he died, he knew his name is
chow yat cheung

1584
01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:16,366
it means he got back his pride

1585
01:25:16,958 --> 01:25:19,620
- look...
- Something to watch...

1586
01:25:19,625 --> 01:25:21,832
- He doesn't have to be a beggar this life
- Right...

1587
01:25:32,792 --> 01:25:35,579
Though siu yuk was defaced,

1588
01:25:35,583 --> 01:25:37,824
she's no longer a whore

1589
01:25:37,833 --> 01:25:39,789
she's really selling bean curd now

1590
01:25:39,875 --> 01:25:41,706
as for the villain yun ba tin

1591
01:25:41,708 --> 01:25:44,074
we all know that when he died

1592
01:25:44,083 --> 01:25:45,976
he said he didn't want to be
a human being anymore

1593
01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:48,742
he's now re-incarnated

1594
01:25:49,542 --> 01:25:52,659
in this life he's a pig,
he's got a bright future

1595
01:25:53,625 --> 01:25:57,447
let us think did dragon
fighter win or lose?

1596
01:25:57,458 --> 01:25:58,493
Well...

1597
01:25:58,958 --> 01:26:02,655
No matter what, dragon fighter lo han
no longer exists

1598
01:26:05,417 --> 01:26:06,247
you've dropped something

1599
01:26:06,250 --> 01:26:07,239
lucky I pick up for you

1600
01:26:07,250 --> 01:26:09,957
but now we have a senior dragon fighter

1601
01:26:13,750 --> 01:26:14,865
why are you here?

1602
01:26:14,875 --> 01:26:17,366
- He'll be a senior
- Could he be a senior?

1603
01:26:17,458 --> 01:26:18,914
Right

1604
01:26:18,917 --> 01:26:20,498
a promotion for a few grades only

1605
01:26:23,417 --> 01:26:25,157
the coronation ceremony begins

1606
01:27:00,667 --> 01:27:01,622
Congratulations

1607
01:27:01,625 --> 01:27:03,035
thank you

1608
01:27:22,500 --> 01:27:25,082
What's your goal being made

1609
01:27:25,083 --> 01:27:26,493
a senior dragon fighter today?

1610
01:27:26,750 --> 01:27:30,184
I want to be an emissary of peace and be heavens'
envoy to spread love throughout the world

1611
01:27:30,208 --> 01:27:34,030
and let them know that with love,
anywhere is a paradise.